Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 26, 2015

I am sure there are some cute girls in the classroom that are more attainable, Linus.

Only one way to find out, Linus van Pelt: instead of feeling glum, just go and ask Miss Othmar.

Miss Othmar is thinking “Why is Linus looking so transparent?”

“In fact, the only classmate who even talks to me anymore is Cole, who keeps talking about seeing dead people. Oh, and that weird kid from Colorado who says ‘red rum’ to his pinkie finger…”

Eye trouble?

Linus needs some chewing gum. Teachers will notice a student chewing gum, even when their backs are turned.

All of the Miss Othmar strips are among the best stuff Schultz ever did. I never tire of Linus and Miss Othmar!

Where’s Lucy to slap him out of this mood?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KulSQjjQVPE

It’s hard to tell if Linus is thinking this or saying it, bc his mouth is closed the whole time.

Now you know how Sally feels, Linus…

Since your teacher can’t see you, might as well take a nap…..

I had a similar problem with a teacher who was cockeyed.She’d holler “Pick up that pencil” ,and, three or four kids would bend down..

Don’t stand … don’t stand … don’t stand so close to me.

That was my 10th grade Algebra teacher, she couldn’t get away from her “pet” long enough to help me.

Boy, I can remember so many times I was in a class and wanted to remain invisible…

Soooo … Is she looking right through him?

It’s a very, very mad world, Linus.