Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 12, 2010

And I’ll bet they’re back in style, too.

spam hitting again

Yet another of the Chinese spammers; if you see a comment by VictoriasSecret (IIRC) that looks (obviously) like spam, just Flag it. Before long, the spammer will get banned. Not that it will stop them from trying again Sigh.

The girls hit it right on. Now to see what Daddy does about it!

That burger king dude really IS creepy!!

I dieted for a week and all I lost was good eating time!

HEY!!! all my slacks shrank too! It’s a conspiracy initiated by the Chinese clothing manufacturers, as soon as we all have our pants around or ankles…oh, they’ve already done that.

Last week I told the wife that storing them in the closet all winter was the reason I was giving Goodwill 4 pairs of shorts.

It’s our government that has us bent over with our pants around our ankles.

My bet is Mayor McCheese.

And so the exercise routine starts. With a nice femme fatale Like Victoria, they may go running together!

Is it running weather up in there yet? Or is mud season still in effect?

I believe Joe’s chest has fallen.

Hello Everyone!

LOL! I’m reading this while having cherry pie and chocolate milk for breakfast.

marry Victoria, then you have someone to blame. The true reason fro marriage, after all.

Time to get some exercise there, Joe.

Good morning, Dogsniff!

That’s the danger of wearing stretch pants too long. The non-stretch ones all shrink in storage!

Hah I can empathize with this one. I don’t want to, but I can.

And AMEN to the Burger King comment, he is just creepy.

Well at least he gets the buttons on to pop off. I can’t even get that far.

Let’s not rule out the bartender…

and they want to get rid of ronald mcdonald? granted he is a clown the burger king is much scarier.

I’m afraid the Burger King doesn’t do the product justice. He’s a weirdo.

@Justice22—- The condition is known as furniture disease. His chest has fallen into his drawers.

Did I miss something? What started the ‘spam’ comments? They started after my comment, but there was nothing above me that I noticed.

In panel three, Dad must have tried on button front jeans.

He should be careful, he could poke someone’s eye out with those pants.

Burger King, stay away from my family and out of my nightmares you creepy, creepy dude!

I think Ronald and the Burger King man are equally scary. Clowns in general are evil after all.

vexatron1984 said, 37 minutes ago

I think Ronald and the Burger King man are equally scary. Clowns in general are evil after all.

What’s about Wendy’s? :-)

John, you have me laughing and everyone knows I seldom laugh.

Hey should hop over to Garfield, Jon was going though pants like they were out of style… but that’s probably because they were!

Don’t get me started on “dunlap” and “dickiedoo”.

how much static electric would he have to generate to lose an inch from around the waste?

I’d be inclined to suspect his buddies Bud(weiser), Sam (Adams) or maybe Johnny (Walker)

Mine was Mr. High Life back in the day. Now it’s that ole hoe, Little Debbie.

Is Victoria doing the laundry already? Or is he just settling down and gaining weight already? Either way, exercise is a great date!!

Was the VS spammer back today – it must have gotten flagged a 1000 times yesterday, to no avail.

A**hole is back again, earlier today. Can it be that hard to block ALL IP addresses originating in China? They have no legitimate business here anyway.

SPAM ALERT