Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 12, 2010
Joe Pyle: I'm gonna go get dressed for my date with Victoria now. Grandma will be over to sit with you, OK, girls? Danae and Kate: ...'kay. Joe: Ummph. Noise: Pop! Ziiing. Joe: Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. Noise: Pop! Ziiing. Joe: OK... Who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!! Danae: My guess is one of the pizza delivery guys, Daddy. Kate: ...Or that creepy Burger King dude.