Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 18, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "Brrrr! I'm freezing!" Hobbes: "You need a nice fur coat like mine. I'm all toasty" Calvin: "I'll just put my feet on your back. Ok? Ooh, you ARE warm!" Hobbes: "GAAA!" Calvin: "Quit thrashing around! You're letting in cold air!" Hobbes: "Well keep your icy feet on your own side of the bed then!" Calvin: "They WERE! Your big behind was on MY side!" Hobbes: "THAT'S your side! THIS is the demilitarized zone and THIS is MY side!" Calvin: "All THAT?! No way. You hog! In fact, the whole BED is my side! Animals should sleep on the floor!" Hobbes: "Oh THAT does it!" Hobbes: "You and your hairless pink monkey suit can freeze solid! I'm leaving!" Calvin: "HEY! Don't take the blanket!" Calvin: "GET BACK HERE! I'LL GET YOU! GIMME THAT!" Calvin: "...Now where'd he go??" Dad: "GAAAA! SOMEBODY'S FEET ARE LIKE ICE!!" Mom: "Calvin had another nightmare" Calvin: "If it's too crowded, you guys are welcome to sleep downstairs"
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Now you know why he’s an only child
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
“Hairless pink monkey suit”… I haven’t had a good laugh for a while. Thanks Watterson… again.
KZ71 over 9 years ago
This is priceless.
orinoco womble over 9 years ago
Perfect way to start the day. I used to have icecicles for toes until I started putting a hot water bottle in the bed. Now my OH has cold feet due to circulatory problems. The tables, they are turned!
t3st over 9 years ago
Oh, come on dad, its only Calvin, not the SnowGoon.
Reppr Premium Member over 9 years ago
I found a stone foot-warmer from the horse and buggy era. Leaned it up against the wood stove to get it warm and then stuck it in bed. Worked like a charm.
rentier over 9 years ago
Calvin can change in Conchita Wurst, than he is not without hair!
rentier over 9 years ago
Hobbes spreds out in the whole bed, He takes the whole place for himself allone! But soon he’ll be allone and left.
tripwire45 over 9 years ago
Made me laugh. Thanks.
Aaberon over 9 years ago
Fascinating: I’ve learned more about pigs this morning than I’ve ever thought to question!
mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago
Just too funny!
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 9 years ago
Love his eyes in the last panel.
gnash over 9 years ago
LX013-It’s been a good morning! First I got a chuckle from Calvin and now from you. Have raised pigs on the farm and this is the 1st time I EVER heard that the different breeds of pigs are of different races. Actually Red pigs are Duroc, White can be Yorkshires,black & white Hampshire, etc. We have had folks from the city drive by and stop just to watch fascinated by the sows just playing in the dirt, taking a dip in their pool to cool off or sleeping in the shade. Husband said we should charge admission. :-) BTW pigs do have a thin coat of hair and pigs don’t sweat.
ralphydee over 9 years ago
Hairless pink monkey suit. (smh) I was on my ass laughing… lmaooo
rentier over 9 years ago
With house pig I mean such, wich were raised on a farm!! We say house pigs, this ones, which are nearly naked and pink!
Vgrift85 over 9 years ago
That was a great on for a Sunday morning. Thanks Bill. and yes, pigs have hair…..and wings ;)
orinoco womble over 9 years ago
Just in passing…pigs can’t look up. Their necks don’t bend that way.And horses can’t vomit. But that’s just by the way.
Number Three over 9 years ago
Thank goodness I have a bed of my own.
No one hogging the blankets.
Bliss!
xxx
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
I had a business associate with an extreme case of Alopecia, whereby he was hairless from head to toe. Of course, I took his word for it…
Karaboo2 over 9 years ago
Pigs in Blankets sounds good for lunch today.
heatherjasper over 9 years ago
My feet used to get that cold. I enjoyed sticking them on my parents’ backs.
Gretchen's Mom over 9 years ago
Today’s “Hi and Lois” comic strip:
[Sorry this is so big but if I had made it smaller, you wouldn’t be able to see as clearly who one of the passengers on Ditto’s sled is!!!] ;-)
zeexenon over 9 years ago
the real reason I took up snoring and drove her, and her cold feet, to a bed in another room.