Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 14, 2014

We’re getting to the heart of the matter now.

Don’t forget a thick slice of tomato, some pickle slices, and the extra condiments- a little more salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, and some sesame seeds on the bun- and what the heck, make it a double; oh, and a large diet coke to wash it down. Is that apple pie over there?

If it has more grease than your car’s engine, don’t eat it. Burn it in your fireplace.

A friend of mine, a nurse, saw a guy riding a motor bike without a helmet, smoking a cigarette….Her thought? Job security…..

You know that big brass sign on their new office? Their plaque paid for by your plaque.

If a study is paid for by an industry, you can bet the results will favor them.

I bet that was Photoshopped. Who would eat that many burnt patties anyway.

Couldn’t they squeeze a little more bacon between those patties ?

It is interesting that grains and veg oils are promoted while healthy grass fed meat and fat are demonized. You’d think that we are being farmed for the Medical Industrial Complex or something.

gosh, who’d thought industry would buy scientists to sell us down the river. lol. profits over people, the Capitalist way.

giving us the rope to hang ourselves with.

There’s a guy in Wisconsin who’s eaten two Big Macs a day for nearly 40 years and is in good health.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/don-gorske-wisconsin-eats-25000th-big-mac/story?id=13632899

Eat right, exercise. Die anyway.

Why did my son who was 51, 6 ft tall, weight of 175, worked out three times a week, didn’t smoke, drink, ate very little fast food and had low cholesterol, have a heart attack with an artery 80% blocked? The doctors didn’t know why.

Poor Bob, wonder where he got that advertisement? Believing every PR bit he picks up, how smart.

I prefer the cardiologists diet – If it tastes good, spit it out!

Enjoy life. Eat what you want. You only pass this way once. And besides, what is demonized today will be recommended in mass quantities tomorrow.. Eggs are bad…no, wait…eggs are OK. Coffee is bad…no, wait!…it helps prevent heart attacks. Don’t eat this today but tomorrow it will be fine. Too many nannies and ninnies offering advice, selling books, and getting elected to Congress (or Mayor of New York City).

You can now use your American Express rewards points for food at McDonalds.

true story fwiw: lifelong sweets addict mom (r.i.p.) was in the hospital recovering from her second heart surgery. so dad (r.i.p.), to assure best service, each day brought in a couple dozen donuts, which nurses and doctors gobbled down. ha-ha-ha.

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions on a sesame seed bun!

Back when I was in the Air Force, our flight surgeon noticed that the squadron’s overall cholesterol levels were abnormally high. All became clear when he went on the road with us where the only food you can often get was fast food: hamburgers, eggs any style – fish sandwich, that’s healthy – yup, let’s deep-fat fry that sucker.

We’ll just have to get our names engraved somewhere else. That’ll show ’em.

We had to eat out today. My wife complained I wasn’t eating any green food, so I had chocolate mint ice cream for dessert.

So in addition to trashing the human male, Christians, armed forces personnel, and anybody who doesn’t agree with him chapter and verse, Wiley’s now decided to take a swipe at those who like burgers. Beautiful.