Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 11, 2010
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Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Val: Put this in a bowl with some crackers...it'll be our appetizer. Holly: EGGPLANT garlic spread? Alix: "Traditional Bulgarian recipe"?? POP Alix: ? Holly: DOH Alix: BLAGH! IT LOOKS LIKE VOMIT!! Val: So when I suggested "girls go gourmet" night...what were you EXPECTING?! Alix: Flavored chips. Holly: Look! The DOG doesn't even want it!!
Templo S.U.D. about 14 years ago
Must be 99.99% garlic and 0.01% eggplant; the garlic is drowning th’eggplant.
Ronshua about 14 years ago
The only thing worse would be , Salsa from New York City !
Jascat about 14 years ago
Sounds terrible..lol.. She had better put out some tasty food or she’ll scare Phil off…;-0
Jascat about 14 years ago
Oops! Didn’t notice before it said “Girls go Gourmet” Sorry!
tudzax1 about 14 years ago
baba ganoush is in the house!
jusshi33 about 14 years ago
Trader Joe’s ! low -fat! really good – give those girls a few years and they’ll be “gourmet” like my kids.
KrazyKat about 14 years ago
Dollar store gourmet!
mrssaskfan about 14 years ago
Well, she could always mix it with a can of tomatoes and a few sauteed chicken livers for spaghetti sauce. ;-)
But asiago and artichoke spread is a much better dip.
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
comixavier: “Must be 99.99% garlic and 0.01% eggplant; the garlic is drowning th’eggplant.”
It could be the disgusting 0.01% eggplant which is ruining all that lovely, lovely garlic.
runar about 14 years ago
I remember worse things from my more ethnic relatives. You’ve never barfed until you’ve smelled czarnina.
Ushindi about 14 years ago
I just checked the recipe for czarnina, runar. Cut the head off a live duck? Duck blood mixed with vinegar? No thanks, I’ll pass… (Of course, MY maternal grandmother used to make her own head cheese from pig brains - it was fascinating for a young boy to walk into her kitchen and see a pig’s head in a big pot on the floor. “Ethnic is as ethnic does”, as that dorky Forrest Gump would probably say.)
jpozenel about 14 years ago
I had a maternal great aunt who was born in Poland that used to make duck’s blood soup, put it in jars and give it to the relatives. It was almost black in the jar with little globules of fat at the top.
I’ve never tasted duck’s blood soup myself, but a few of my cousins rave about it. I’d probably try a little now. I’m waiting for Campbells to market it.
werew0lfe about 14 years ago
Hot mon! My mother’s family was Scot. If anyone says ‘haggis’ in your hearing, run!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 14 years ago
There’s gourmet, and then there’s gourmet-not.
Like like Val chose the latter.
runar about 14 years ago
My father spoke wistfully of scrambled eggs and brains. Head cheese was a big hit, too. I always thought czarnina looked like watery mud (or very loose diarhhea). Then there’s kaszanka, a sausage made with pig’s blood. I guess the peasants had to make the most out of everything. He was always disappointed that I didn’t like Polish cuisine.
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
So you wouldn’t polish off the plate?
gocomicsmember about 14 years ago
Eggplant and garlic–I’d give it a try.
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 13 years ago
I come from a family that doesn’t eat expensive meals very often. Usually, the fanciest things we eat are at places like Applebee’s, Sizzler, Izzy’s and Hometown Buffet.
Ergo, I consider places like California Pizza Kitchen and Chipotle to be upscale restaurants as well.