Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 11, 2014

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

They smile for the same reasons clowns do — to lure their intended victims into a false sense of security.

Themselves. The answer always is, “themselves”.

Rat has a point.

Rat should not be using the word We. He never smiles.

From what I understand, it’s been a trend lately for certain kinds of people to do the “duck face”, or more recently, the “sparrow face”, in photos. I guess like birds of a feather, they’ve flocked up together. I’ll take a foolish smile, anytime.

when in doubt….employ a bullhorn

I really wish Pastis would find a way to draw an annoyed goat who doesn’t look like he has NO EYES!

one step at a time.

one step at a time.

Some good points are made with goat horns.

I think that was an old Bill Cosby routine!

I’d like a poster of just the last panel.

Rat is so well prepared for his opportunity to harass and possibly deafen anyone who needs it! I never carry around a bullhorn just on the off-chance. And if I did, its batteries would turn out to be dead….

smiling just makes for a more pleasant picture – easier to look at in the long run

Channelling Bill Cosby, are we?

Time for Rat to get another job, some new pretentious thing to dismantle. Loved what he did with the Barista job….

I don’t smile in photos now, I find it’s more natural when you don’t flash a cheesy grin.

xxx

Lest we forget.

@Number ThreeRemember always. Amen.

Some people are expressionless when photographed.

Goat’s cute when his ears are flat

No. All points must be made by bullhorn.