Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 11, 2014

Calvin, take off your shoes; you enough fingers and toes to figure out that answer.

Jello.

With the vocabulary he has and doesn’t know the simplest arithmetic? In some ways, he should be in college.

Calvin is just using a lifeline. After the call he can either go 50/50 or poll the comment section.

super calvin’s

117, Calvin, 117!One can certainly tell that this strip is of the day. Nothing but paper on Dad’s desk, with a pen in his hand, and the kid using a pay phone on the wall at school. Kids these day don’t even know what a pay phone is and wouldn’t know how to use one if they found one.

When you return to the class room and Ms Wormwood asks you again, stand up proudly and answer ‘It’s Ate Teen.’

2 p or – 2 p?…that is the question?

… that’s the 7&11 down on the corner…

…those r my lucky numbers, calvin…

I KNOW THE ANSWER! Wait, Wait, aaaugh, I must have left it in the other room with my keys!

@RadarReconBill Watterson wrote, “I like Calvin’s ability to precisely articulate stupid ideas.”

Actually, I wouldn’t even TELL anyone about that, let alone brag. I mean, if you were illiterate, you wouldn’t.

Say goodbye to the TV for a week, Calvin…

he knows his own home phone number, but he can’t add?

Happy Veterans Day to all the brave men and women who served, and are still serving our freedom in the U.S.

Calvin, 11 + 7 are the number of days you are going to be grounded!

Must be teaching common core or he would have been able to figure it out himself.

If I had a son, this would be him! And he’d be president of the U.S.A.! No ands, ifs, or buts!

Calvin must have a pocket full of dimes.

Maybe he could ask Lou Costello:

Uh, XVIII?

Thank you to all the veterans who have served. SGT. D. USMC

“Daddy! Take me home, please! I can’t do this maths problem!”

xxx

Lest we forget.

Why didn’t I think of that! I was to busy texting to find out who’s house we were going to when school was out… should’ve inquired about some answers!

Given the father’s inability to correctly answer Calvin’s questions in the past, this was probably not the ideal study buddy. He probably gave Calvin the wrong answer.

mark…….. here. jenna….. here. Jordan…….. Jordan………. RIGHT HERE BABY!

Have a rough idea of metric, starting with my record collection [25cm=10in record, 30cm=12in], plus living in Europe for nigh on 20 years [equals 20 years], but I still tend to think, How much is that in REAL measurements. I imagine it’s much the samewith emigrants to the US and Britain.

a billion

It would be easier for him to try to learn

Definitely. What is the worst thing that can happen if you give the wrong answer or you don’t know.

18

eleventy seven