Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 11, 2014
Transcript:
Dad: "Hello?" Calvin: "Hi, dad. It's me, Calvin" Dad: "You're supposed to be at school" Calvin: "I AM at school" Dad: "Are you all right? What's the matter? Why are you calling?" Calvin: "I told the teacher I had to go to the bathroom. Quick, what's 11+7?"
With the vocabulary he has and doesn’t know the simplest arithmetic? In some ways, he should be in college.