Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 24, 2014

He’s starting from scratch.

He’s got ink. He knows how to use it.

Well a better tribute would be to shave off your chest hair and paste it on your face as a beard.

Take these cheap sunglasses, may they serve you well.

Or Warren Zevon

Or Frank Zappa.

He’s not going to like where the second z goes…And TOP may have to be on his bottom…..I heard zorro opened for z z top back in the eighties….

girls will go crazy for a well dressed man.

I love ZZ Top; thinking he’s my YouTube choice today for my after lunch pick-me-up.

Stop exaggerating, Sergeant Garcia. Zorro may have messed up some of your uniforms, but he never went through to slash your skin.

Oh zeewiz; old stuff…..

How about a tribute to L. Frank Baum.. and have a Wizard of OZ theme tattoo’d on your chest?(Auntie Em! Auntie Em!)

actually, they are just ugly… and increase in ugliness over time.

Have you been reading my mind again? You put very eloquently almost exactly what I think about tattoos.

The mark of Zorro would leave a scar. Hair usually doesn’t grow back on a scar.

@ JanCinLV: I have no clue as to who this Guy Madison is, but Guy Williams played a kick-a** Zorro — and Will Robinson’s dad to boot!

So I’ve read. But most folks know the movie version. I’ve never read the book.

Make it a tribute to rock band Zebra.