Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 16, 2010

No need to stab yourself over it…

Thatsh shome Valentine, Shweetheart. Now hand Daddy the knife. Beshidesh… it’sh freaking Shaint Patrick’sh Day!

What’s with Teresa and cutlery lately? Yesterday, spoons. Today, knives. On Frog Blog, UNIFICATION OF CUTLERY. http://tinyurl.com/yfzh4p3

Fatal Attraction = Fatal Cutlery

Has she staked her love on that steak knife? Foolish child! Something more impressive is called for–a Bowie knife, or Jambiya, or Kris. –Something with panache!

Can we talk more about King Kong Escapes? In 1962 the Japanese showed us that a tranquilized Kong could be lifted with helium balloons and then moved about by three helicopters serving as aerial tug boats, but not supporting his considerable weight:

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/kkg%20balloon%20travel.jpg

But then, in 1967, we learn that just four helicopters, unaided by helium balloons, are able to lift and transport the mighty ape, as seen on Frog Blog:

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/03/king-kong.html

This is unacceptable! I demand better Kong Kontinuity!

Hey, FS. It looks like Teresa updated her King Kong post based on what you said. Lucky. Teresa doesn’t even know I’m alive and in love with her…

http://tinyurl.com/yfhb6r6

Yikes, that’s great and all but it’s St. Patrick’s day and I’m German.

Yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh boyeeeeee!!!!

First I’m immortalized in Wonder Warthog’s poems, and now Frog Blog!

I have truly arrived.

Sandboil, thank you for bringing that to my attention!

St. Patrick’s day is the 17th

@Flight Suet(sic) - ever think about getting your own blog - & reining it in, say, here?

Jukeofurl, I do have my own blog, but I’m not quite sure what you mean about reining it in here or anywhere:

http://kraptastrophe.blogspot.com/

Look through my older posts and you’ll find a lot of material inspired by Dick Tracy and the snarky GoComics readers who comment on the strip every day.

There are too many dark shadows at the blog, It’s time to use more sunscreen. That’s quite a variation on the cat clock.

http://www.retroplanet.com/PROD/26278?cpid=GDF100&prod=26278

le chat bizarre and stop that pole dancer, a person could lose their hand on the subway.

More fun things to know about King Kong Escapes:

1) Though this 1967 film is widely perceived as a sequel to Toho’s 1962 classic, King Kong vs. Godzilla, it was actually based on the 1966 animated TV series known as The King Kong show:

http://tinyurl.com/yhyoeqo

2) Both the animated series and the live-action film featured a villain named Dr. Who. No relation to the time lord we all know and love.

3) Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster was originally written as a King Kong film, but Godzilla was substituted at the last minute.

There’s a little T with all that A at FB today. Thx (I think) TB.

@flightsuit - You’ve proved the existence and validity of The Observer Effect! (we’re not worthy - we’re not worthy).

all this body piercing seems to have gotten out of hand (and moved a bit south to the wrist)

I tried that with Teresa,and all she said was “well don’t stop there , let’s see you impale the thigh, too”

Oh comel! There are more fish in the water.

The problem of the love, are the lovers. :)

Love cuts deep.

The first cut is the deepest of course.

This comic gets more edgy every day.

Hmmm - I HAVE been feeling a little tired, anxious and irritable lately…

BTW, if anyone has the time or inclination, here are more Shain Erin dolls for your little darlings:

Shain Erin Dolls

RotiferThalweg said, about 10 hours ago

@flightsuit - You’ve proved the existence and validity of The Observer Effect! (we’re not worthy - we’re not worthy). ———————————————————————-

Or I could just be an alternate username that Teresa created in order to mess with your head!

ushindi and anyone else look at this, these mummies should beat out Shain Erin’s dolls. http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/16/science/16archeo.html I think they were on Nova too.

Yes, the Japanese monster mayhem continues on Frog Blog! Note that this latest one, “Legend of Dinosaurs and Monster Birds,” is another offering from Toei Company, the same folks responsible for “The King Kong Show” and “Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot.”

Meanwhile…

That “Space Helmet Mask” is a plastic bag that kids wear over their head! Remember the old SNL skit where Dan Aykroyd played Irwin Mainway, the apologist for the company that made dangerous toys? This is right outta that skit.

Only it’s real!

A ducking stool and a swingset. Are they they same? Are they dofferent/

Uh, grapfhics. Did you help yourself to the rest of Teresa’s dilaudid (the gilded rickshaw of painkillers)? Your spelling suggests so! (Just kidding, of course…)

And now for your viewing pleasure, I am proud to present the trailer for King Kong Escapes:

http://www.betterstream.com/video/90/enraged-ape-seeks-huge-robot-for-discreet-casual-encounters/

Pure cheesy goodness!