Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 20, 2014

“Olphart’s Pub,” eh? Don’t have to ask what the regulars are like.

Certified “olphart”, still got my own choppers! Take care of ’em dudes and dudettes!

It’s up there with the right to bare arms.

You can have my gums when you pry them from my cold, dead mouth.

You can have my gums when you pry them from my cold, dead mouth.

Olphart’s Pub?Does the old gummy guy own it????

@NightShade09It isn’t the patrons but the lingering odor that gives the place its atmosphere.

Wiley: This is an exceptional eye-roller.

I don’t care you have gums..But when they are taken out in public to places where they shouldn’t be taken out…

Suppose we can get our teeth into that.

Do we need a constitutional amendment to protect the right to bare gums?

I read “Olpharts” as “Oliphants” and thought it was a tribute.

I think the comments are the best part of today’s strip!Thank you all!bustin’ a gut at 6:37am

My teeth have been on the bar too, but they were still in my mouth.

Gesundeit! Did anybody even say Gesundheit?

A day that went down in hysteria; when Ma sneezed her upper plate across the kitchen (linoleum) floor and three cats chased it. Every see cats trying to get a fast start on linoleum? All this happened post-WWII and pre-Hanna-Barbera cartoons!

Tried to post this yesterday….A poop report…..I was sitting in the Mustang Lounge by a window looking out on Astor St. at the people bikes and horses. The road was filled with large marshmallow shaped road apples, lets just say a lot…..A young woman with a dog on a leash, started crossing the street, dodging the piles of poop. Right in the middle of it all, her little dog squats and poops….She pulled out a little bag and scooped up her poop….Now that’s dedication…So, I ordered another drink in her honor……OK, I would have ordered another drink anyway, but now I had a reason…..Salute! Anybody seen Bob?

Pharts and Phartettes?

This is funnier for those of us who are here, I think. I am of the age where my body often does what it wants in spite of my best efforts; and of a mindset which allows me to stand aside and just watch the circus.

Olphart is shooting off his mouth again…

My neighbor used to complain that, when she sneezed, her dentures would fly out of her mouth, bounce around on the floor, and get all dirty..I suggested a more effective brand of denture adhesive that my grandmother always raved about..Now when she sneezes, they stick to the wall.

Is he a professional gumslinger or just out to build a reputation?

I knew one olphart who had to go back to the restaurant next day to pick up the dentures he’d left on the table when he went home.

OK – Who sneezed!!!?and silly me. trying to google Olpharts. I must have had a senior moment.

When my 94 year old aunt had to have hip surgery, they asked her for her teeth — and she said “go ahead — take them if you can.” They were so perfect, the nurse thought they must be false.