FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 23, 2014

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 9 years ago

    That’s “Be[a]tle”, Jason, with an A! Unless you mean the chirping of insect beetles, then no thanks still.

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    ellisaana Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Iguanas would probably prefer edible music by beetles.

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    tripwire45  over 9 years ago

    “Go hit on your sister.” That sounds so wrong for a mother to say to her son.

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    cdward  over 9 years ago

    This strip seems wrong on so many levels.

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    Plumbob Wilson  over 9 years ago

    It did get kind of creepy, didn’t it?

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    dflak  over 9 years ago

    Well, at least the kid has an imagination.

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    cb795  over 9 years ago

    There is a fine line between a good imagination and a serious psychosis.

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    Observer fo Irony  over 9 years ago

    @Plumbob WilsonWaht would be creepy is if Jason walks in and asks who his mother was talking to; then his older walks in and asks who she was talking to. Then everyone finds out it was her husband who was wearing the iguana on his head all a long. Happy Halloween.

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    Strod  over 9 years ago

    Oh, come on guys! It’s just a joke!Jason is making a joke and his mother is replying with another joke. No one is seriously talking about hitting on anyone else. (Furthermore, it’s a joke inside a comic strip, but let’s not get into that.)

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    Observer fo Irony  over 9 years ago

    But would Jason even know what a lounge lizard is?

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    Ok, ok, it is just a comic strip! It still is a bit creepy…

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    MUGger86  over 9 years ago

    Jason just acts out his Oedipal urges differently than other sons.

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    holmswedeholm  over 9 years ago

    Yeah, if it wasn’t a joke, the collar would be opened down to the middle button with some kind of chest hair (would have to be teased-up fuzziness from Jason’s head hair, I suppose) sticking out, to complete the complete-lounge-lizard impersonations. On the other hand, that would make a more complete joke out of it at that, wouldn’t it? It’s only as creepy as lounge lizards tend to be anyway. Kinda funny that Andie would send Jason to bother Paige, since Paige will be whining to her mother soon enough about it and Andie would have “deal” with it anyway. Any delay must be worth it, I guess.

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    ChessPirate  over 9 years ago

    “Mom! Jason hit me!”

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    AwelCruiz  over 9 years ago

    The interlinked man-woman symbol pendant is a nice touch, and the “beetle music” line is groanworthy, but neither should distract from the fact that Jason is using his iguana as a prop to hit on his mom. Ick. And ick.

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    Doctor11  over 9 years ago

    Looks like Jason has found another way to drive his family insane.

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    Tijaro  over 3 years ago

    incest either way.

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