I sort of imagine that either an angel or one of your loved ones will take your hand. They will lead you to Jesus (since it’s because of Him you’re there to begin with). Then they’ll show you around. Since I believe my kitties who have died will also be there I’ll be reunited with them and all my loved ones who have gone before me. It’s going to be wonderful and I can’t wait for it to happen.
1. Some experience a sudden travelling through a light tunnel, others suddenly appear not at the gates, but in Heaven itself.2. The gates are 65 m tall, and they’re the only gates in the city. Can’t miss them.3. No worry about directions, you’ll already be inside.4. Email? Why so primitive? You can talk face-to-face now. :D :D :D
I hope you wake up on another planet or dimension and you’re a healthy 25 with a ripped body and it’s like Philip Jose Farmers “Riverworld”, Edgar Rice Burrough’s “Barsoom” or better still a MMORPG like Final Fantasy XIV. Lots of adventure, hot women and monsters to fight. One fantasy is as good as another Sure beats hanging around in a bath robe listening to the choir for eternity . Lol!
I happen to know – for a fact – that the Wizard Of Oz is the one true God, and the Scarecrow is his only son and our Savior. Since I have accepted The Scarecrow I will spend all eternity in the Emerald City (where there will be no little kitties, thank Wizard). Those who don’t accept the Wizard nor the Scarecrow will spend all eternity as those flying monkeys in Oz.
What do you mean you don’t believe me? I told you this is a true religion!
Joe, you’re too young to understand. I went through what my mom had when she died from cancer and advancing dementia. You need to go to church for more understanding. There are children Pastors.
Alondra almost 6 years ago
I sort of imagine that either an angel or one of your loved ones will take your hand. They will lead you to Jesus (since it’s because of Him you’re there to begin with). Then they’ll show you around. Since I believe my kitties who have died will also be there I’ll be reunited with them and all my loved ones who have gone before me. It’s going to be wonderful and I can’t wait for it to happen.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
I hear tell a shaft of light will take you, you tend to see someone you know who has died, waiting for you. Or so they say…
cabalonrye almost 6 years ago
I wonder what spam looks like on Hell and Heaven servers.
DDrazen almost 6 years ago
Joe’s got it covered because he just sent knee-mail.
rpmurray almost 6 years ago
I thought Joe already had a reservation at the other place.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 6 years ago
A soon as Joe gets that address.. God will answer in the form of a Nigerian Prince.
i_am_the_jam almost 6 years ago
1. Some experience a sudden travelling through a light tunnel, others suddenly appear not at the gates, but in Heaven itself.2. The gates are 65 m tall, and they’re the only gates in the city. Can’t miss them.3. No worry about directions, you’ll already be inside.4. Email? Why so primitive? You can talk face-to-face now. :D :D :D
hitek1st almost 6 years ago
You will find it to be EXACTLY like you found it to be before you were born. Sad that cartoons perpetuate these ancient myths even today.
Sakamichi almost 6 years ago
I hope you wake up on another planet or dimension and you’re a healthy 25 with a ripped body and it’s like Philip Jose Farmers “Riverworld”, Edgar Rice Burrough’s “Barsoom” or better still a MMORPG like Final Fantasy XIV. Lots of adventure, hot women and monsters to fight. One fantasy is as good as another Sure beats hanging around in a bath robe listening to the choir for eternity . Lol!
tcayer almost 6 years ago
Joe! Shame on you! God is not fooled by cheap tricks like that!
Teto85 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Don’t worry about it, Joe. There’s nothing there.
Stephen Gilberg almost 6 years ago
At Creators, Joe reminds me of Lucy in “You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown.”
Ushindi almost 6 years ago
I happen to know – for a fact – that the Wizard Of Oz is the one true God, and the Scarecrow is his only son and our Savior. Since I have accepted The Scarecrow I will spend all eternity in the Emerald City (where there will be no little kitties, thank Wizard). Those who don’t accept the Wizard nor the Scarecrow will spend all eternity as those flying monkeys in Oz.
What do you mean you don’t believe me? I told you this is a true religion!
kab2rb almost 6 years ago
Joe, you’re too young to understand. I went through what my mom had when she died from cancer and advancing dementia. You need to go to church for more understanding. There are children Pastors.