Oh, and we’re also suing you because of that dang music! Do you know every place we visit, they have to play the theme from that Spielberg movie? You know, you just get totally sick of it sometimes…..And if you play it now, I’m doubling my per diem…
“Man-eaters?” That sounds sexist, like they don’t eat women. I think the lawyer should also throw in “sexual discrimination” and “defamation of character” with his law suit.
Ida No over 9 years ago
So, hand it over so I can leg it out of here.
Varnes over 9 years ago
Ouch!
Kali39 over 9 years ago
Oh, and we’re also suing you because of that dang music! Do you know every place we visit, they have to play the theme from that Spielberg movie? You know, you just get totally sick of it sometimes…..And if you play it now, I’m doubling my per diem…
King_Shark over 9 years ago
Yes, I am putting the bite on you. That’s the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Bittermelon of Truth over 9 years ago
Can he sue Syfy to stop the Sharknado travesty too? I’d love to join as a friend of the court!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
He’s got no room to talk. He’s wearing a sharkskin suit.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 9 years ago
♫♪When the shark bites with his teeth dear♪♪This looks like a job for Pam’s kids . . . ☻
AlnicoV over 9 years ago
Isn’t Lawyer for Sharks a bit redundant?
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
My lawyer asks for free dental work for being on call. That’s his retainer.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
He told his clients he’d do the work “Pro Bone-o”.
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
Nice shark-skin suit.
alan.gurka over 9 years ago
“Man-eaters?” That sounds sexist, like they don’t eat women. I think the lawyer should also throw in “sexual discrimination” and “defamation of character” with his law suit.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
“I’m a lawyer for sharks.”….That’s redundant, but I can’t figure out how.
Kali39 over 9 years ago
Well, there’s always the old joke about why sharks don’t eat lawyers: Professional courtesy…
kaffekup over 9 years ago
Sharks aren’t maneaters. They’re food eaters. Everything looks like food to them. Not their fault.