The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for June 19, 2019
June 18, 2019
June 20, 2019
Transcript:
Huey: All I'm saying is, how can I take "The Passion" seriously when we know Jesus was not a white man? I'm not gonna see "Jesus" up there getting beaten and tortured and crucified. It's just some random white man. So I ask myself, "is that worth ten bucks"? I mean, maybe if the white man was Pat Robertson....Caesar: You're going to hell.
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Too many TV preachers are approaching billionaire status. It’s awfully hard to trust their motives.
kaffekup almost 5 years ago
It would be worth it.
Melki Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Pat Robertson, that sanctimonious money-grubber, will soon be sewing socks in Hell.
Ellis97 almost 5 years ago
Man, Huey can be such a snob, but most people would pay to see sleazy white folks get their comeuppance.
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
I’d pay if it was Kenneth Copeland.
ejrayh almost 5 years ago
What? Doesn’t everybody need half a dozen private jets?
geekboy_x almost 5 years ago
At least he would get to see Pat Robertson there … and Franklin Graham … and Paula White … and Johnny Moore … and … and …
Goat almost 5 years ago
The Passion of Pat
mattro65 almost 5 years ago
To hear an interesting opinion on televangelists and religion in general check out “Dumb All Over” by Frank Zappa. Don’t do it if you’re a believer.
bakana almost 5 years ago
On the First Day, God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.
And God saw that the light was good,.
On the Second Day, God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it.
And it was so.
God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning.
And God saw that it was good,
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On the Third day, God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.”
And it was so.
God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.”
And God saw that it was good.
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On the 8th Day, mankind invented Priests & Preachers.
And God was Dubious.
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On the 9th Day, mankind invented Collection Plates
And God said, “This Will Probably Not Go Well.”
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On the 10th Day, mankind invented Revival Meetings.
And God said, “Uh Oh!”
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On the 13th Day, mankind invented Televangelists.
And God Lost His Lunch.