Surprised no one has mentioned Eddie Gaedal. Oh, the Browns lost the only game he ever appeared in by the way.
Seems the answer to your question “what is the orbital period of Tralfamadore” is “one year”. (ok, ok – I found the answer in one of Stephen Hawking’s books).
Back in the early 20th century it was not at all unusual to have a left fielder on the bottle. Probably not unusual having an entire starting nine like that.
After wandering through the aisles of a health food store it seems someone has freed Huey Gluten.
When I was growing up in the Dark Ages of the late 1950’s no one my age and economic class had braces. To this day with an English accent I can do a passable Terry Thomas impersonation.
For some reason, college “sports news” always lead to the police blotter.
And the beers labeled light don’t do anything at all.
And Reeds are for woodwind instruments.
What makes you think that? I mean, other than GF’s name is Plan B.
Not any more – now its the 400 meter. I ran track back when we had yards though I considered anything over 220 of them ‘long distance’.