Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for August 03, 2014
August 02, 2014
August 04, 2014
Transcript:
Alice: What's all that stuff in front of your house? Dill: My brothers opened a lemonade stand. Alice: I love lemonade! Dill: Then they expanded into chips, hot dogs, candy and power drinks. Dill: Then bait and tackle, beer and wine, fireworks, souvenirs and automotive supplies. Dill: Then finally car detailing and a large animal clinic and taxidermy studio. Dill: That's when my dad put his foot down. Alice: Darn! I wanted some lemonade!
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
When Dill’s brothers were planning on wine and beer, do they even have licenses to sell that stuff? In other words, how old are they?
bjy1293 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Loved it
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 9 years ago
If at first you don’t succeed, diversify laterally.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Ha! Not a chance they could last even one day in the prevailing regulatory climate. Homeland Security, the IRS, and local police would all have their SWAT teams out there to shut them down for not having all the required permits and paperwork; and they would haul Dill’s brothers into the slam until they lawyered out….
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
Alice go home and open your own lemonade stand, and be your own best customer.
Dani Rice over 9 years ago
There used to be a nursing home and a funeral parlor – side by side – and run by the same family. Kinda made you wonder…
Rhondarose over 9 years ago
Dills dad is totally unreasonable .
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
You’d think by now Dil’s dad would have opened a “Used Trebuchets” stand…
Mike Parsons Premium Member over 9 years ago
Just don’t sell those used trebuchets to any of the neighbors…
NCTom Premium Member over 9 years ago
yeah, this was my major concern too!
JP Steve Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hey, maybe I could have got a job in the taxidermy studio!
Scorchwave over 9 years ago
Beer and wine? how old are his brothers?