A frog came into the bank and asked for a loan. He was directed to the loan officer, Patricia Black. He told her his name was Kermit Jagger, his father was Mick Jagger, and he needed to borrow $5000 to start his own band.
She asked him if he had any collateral, and he told her, “All I have is this.” And showed her a miniature model of the Eiffel Tower. Patricia decided she’d better ask the bank president. So she went to the president and told him the frog’s story, and said, “….and the frog wants to use this for collateral! I’m not even sure what it is!”
The bank president laughed and told her, “It’s a knick-knack, Patty Black – give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone!”
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Hey, I never knew Leopold was a music aficionado!
Hugh B. Hayve over 14 years ago
Good one Ji2m! That one’s on my mp3 player.
up2trixx over 14 years ago
In and out and in and out and in and out and in and out…
bluegreenthing over 14 years ago
Leopold likes classic rock! rock on Leo!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Daddy was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater.
TheWildSow over 14 years ago
A frog came into the bank and asked for a loan. He was directed to the loan officer, Patricia Black. He told her his name was Kermit Jagger, his father was Mick Jagger, and he needed to borrow $5000 to start his own band.
She asked him if he had any collateral, and he told her, “All I have is this.” And showed her a miniature model of the Eiffel Tower. Patricia decided she’d better ask the bank president. So she went to the president and told him the frog’s story, and said, “….and the frog wants to use this for collateral! I’m not even sure what it is!”
The bank president laughed and told her, “It’s a knick-knack, Patty Black – give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone!”
deadheadzan over 14 years ago
From the Who to Blues, give it up for Leo.