Close to Home by John McPherson for April 16, 2014

The fumes from my boy’s poop literally makes your eyes and nose HURT. It kills house plants at 3 yards. Fortunately the Geneva Convention outlaws the use of it as a bio-weapon.

I had two cats for a while at my home. They preferred the golf course sand trap next to my house.(Bunker: for all you golfers.)

If you do it on a daily basis and put baking soda in the litter, it’s bearable

About mining the litter box… the trick is not to procrastinate.

and the cat doesn’t look too happy either.

I don’t find great pleasure in it either, but I scoop the box everyday and there’s no horrible stench.

Like they say, “it’s a sh!tty job, but somebody has to do it”

Train him to use the toilet. Then let him train the cat to use it, too.

Also works for changing the baby

Did the baking soda thing once. Showed up in the cat’s blood draw. Vet told me to quit doing it!

Dirty Jobs.