Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 01, 2014

Alix, you Do know that you’ve just insulted your sweet little dog, don’t you? And, besides, iguanas don’t give “kisses!” ;)

Bite her, Biscuit!Bite her!!

If you can get tired of a pet that you can actually pet and play with, how long would it take to get tired of a pet that you can do, uh, NOTHING with?!

You tell her, Biscuit!

I’d keep kittens if you could lease them and exchange them when they stop being kittens

Can you imagine Holly’s reaction—at the minimum—she would want a separate—iguana proof room—if not permission to move to South Africa with Grandma just to get away from the ‘icky lizard’, EEEEWWWWHHHHH ! ! !

To the Moon Alix, to the Moon.

Teach her tricks. That should keep you occupied.

But at least Alix has nailed the situation.

Poor Biscuit Alix is ready to move on.

Oh yeah, life goes onLong after the thrill of livin’ is gone

There are a few things people can say that are unforgivable. Alix just said one of them.