Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 09, 2014
March 08, 2014
March 10, 2014
Transcript:
Bucky: Curse that Rob, he tricked me into eating my tuna on bread. It's a sadwich now. Satch: Maybe you're gluten intolerant. Bucky: What is gluten? Satchel: It's what they make bread out of. Bucky: In that case, I'm gluten furious, it tastes like eating carpet remnants. Satch: Here, I'll eat the bread, what's the problem? Bucky: It blotted all the juice out of my tuna! Its essence is gone! I feel like dracula suckin' on a mummy! Satchel: Your analogies disturb me. Bucky: They're supposed to, they aren't banal-ogies. Satchel: I guess it's as smooth as a baby but something else, too. Bucky: Huh? What is? Satchel: Your tuna sandwich it's one nice thing buuut... other bad things, too. Satchel: Your tuna sandwich. It's one nice thing buuuut... Other bad things, too. Bucky: The saying is smooth as a baby's rump butt. Not a baby's however butt. It means something is good. Satchel: Oh. I thought it was, like, smooth as a baby buuut... Also stinky or something. I don't know what Bucky's complaining about, this bread does taste like a baby's butt!
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solarrhino about 10 years ago
Okay, let’s say you’ve been locked in the local loony bin, and have your choice of roommate — the guy who writes Garfield, or the guy who writes Get Fuzzy. Which do you choose and why?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 10 years ago
Darn gluten-free bread.
Forbin Project about 10 years ago
I choose the Guy who writes Foamy the Squirrel, cuz Foamy is my Lord and Master.
Stew Bek Premium Member about 10 years ago
Pastis and his puns are the best!
Lorenzo Browncoat about 10 years ago
Lemme see— Bud and Lou; George and Gracie; Satch and Bucky? Oh, well, they’re in good company.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member about 10 years ago
Satch has tasted baby butt??
RoseHawke about 10 years ago
I get the idea that the Sunday strips are written by someone different, or Conley in a different mood.
rshive about 10 years ago
Like Dracula sucking on a mummy." Must remember that.
kathyabk about 10 years ago
I’ll be laughing at this one hr.s from now. Way to funny!!!
Calvins Brother about 10 years ago
…tastes like a babies butt. I may never eat bread again.
Scooby D. Labbé about 10 years ago
How does Satchel know how baby butts taste? OK, that’s rhetorical, cause the answer might be TMI.
davbart92663 about 10 years ago
I have finally figured out the proper way to enjoy a Bucky v Satch discussion. My nephew (8 years) reads Bucky, I read Satch, aloud. I can get all of the puns, first time.