College admissions office Rats, remember that applicant make Wazowski? He's deferred his admission to U of eye. Darn. His test scores sure made him out to be a great pupil.
he’s going to be a painter; they say he has a great eye.
He told me, rather archly, I’d say, that I could go there if I like, but he wants to go someplace a bit more high-brow.
Some of these jokes are rather cornea.
Eye don’t get it.
Hey Thompson, are you sure you got the skinny on this forum’s protocol?
That’s so cornea— put a lid on it
Actually, I thought he was accepting a scholarship to Cornea University in Ithaca, in upstate New York!!
These puns deserve 20 lashes.
Jeepers creepers, where did you educate your peepers?
I’m surprised there were no Illini eye-liner jokes……..
All your comments are eye-opening. Funny comic.
Maybe he was accepted at ICU.
He may suffer reg-retina few years.
(camera irises out to show Mike and the newt swapping spit)
I wouldn’t blink at this offer!
The Aye’s have it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eye give up…
The see things eye to eye.
Dan Thompson
Allen Rymer over 10 years ago
he’s going to be a painter; they say he has a great eye.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
He told me, rather archly, I’d say, that I could go there if I like, but he wants to go someplace a bit more high-brow.
jreckard over 10 years ago
Some of these jokes are rather cornea.
Fantom Premium Member over 10 years ago
Eye don’t get it.
jack fairbanks over 10 years ago
Hey Thompson, are you sure you got the skinny on this forum’s protocol?
jack fairbanks over 10 years ago
That’s so cornea— put a lid on it
debuggingdevice over 10 years ago
Actually, I thought he was accepting a scholarship to Cornea University in Ithaca, in upstate New York!!
MissScarlet Premium Member over 10 years ago
These puns deserve 20 lashes.
Godfreydaniel over 10 years ago
Jeepers creepers, where did you educate your peepers?
Godfreydaniel over 10 years ago
I’m surprised there were no Illini eye-liner jokes……..
Perkycat over 10 years ago
All your comments are eye-opening. Funny comic.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
Maybe he was accepted at ICU.
gcarlson over 10 years ago
He may suffer reg-retina few years.
celeconecca over 10 years ago
(camera irises out to show Mike and the newt swapping spit)
garyomason over 10 years ago
I wouldn’t blink at this offer!
buick322 over 10 years ago
The Aye’s have it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
edclectic over 10 years ago
Eye give up…
Kenneth Berkun Premium Member about 10 years ago
The see things eye to eye.