Herman by Jim Unger for January 29, 2014

Don’t bother knocking. Spit on the floor and swim under the door.

We cater exclusively for Little Prople

We only offer Short Term loans

I don’t get it.

It’s the groveler’s entrance…. they want to see you bow profusely, crawl on your belly, or, as Jo C says, bend over backwards.

Don’t forget the lube.

To get a loan, you have to prove you don’t need it.

VERY funny!

Maybe it’s really the “Leans” dept.

Wait’ll you see the door to the Complaint Department

Man, that door on the left sends a clear message!

I read of a sultan who had the entrance to his tent very low so people would always be bowing when they entered. I also heard that one visiting dignitary decided to back in.

This joke would be better told if there were only a small door.