The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 17, 2013

It looks like that head has seen better days.

Don’t talk like that. Keep it together, Bobbie.

Or as the bra said to the hat, “You go on a head, I’ll give these two a lift.”

Please don’t pin that decision on me.

They were pinned back in college… hung out with the band….Felt they belonged together…

They’re still tight, but now their lifestyle seems old hat, and Stetson wants to see the city…. brimming with activity…

Bobby is afraid she’d put a crimp in his style….. but he begs her to hang on….He knows he’s not really designed for urban life, and they’ll eventually head home again.He’s attached to her…in fact he’d fall by the wayside without her.

Bobby pins can cry? And talk? Who knew? I mean, besides Scott.

pin the tale on the bobby

I cried because I had no hat, until I met a man who had no head.

Very good pun. I hope he goes on a head soon. If there are any around. She’d be useless unless there were hair involved.

Caution hairpin!!….. a head!!!!!

this one went over my, well you know

Excellent!!

Good thing there’s someone who stays on top of things.