Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 27, 2013

Always wear appropriate protective gear.Not completely random protective gear.

By golly, those safety goggles really work!

1.21 gigawatts will do that.

Brewster: "Note to self – painting lenses of sunglasses black does not make them “safety glasses”."

What’s the problem?Those goggles obviously stayed perfectly safe.

Apparently goggles are not adequate protection from premature discharge (of flux capacitors).

The answer is obvious. Ban all flux capacitors with a capacity of more than seven rounds!

I hope Will Wheaton plays Ensign Kenny in the movie.

Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a chimney sweep!

Curses! Fluxed again!! . . . ☻

Next up: spleen guard.

Why wasn’t he wearing a red shirt?

Are his eyes still there behind the goggles? If not, then they were completely useless.

Huh. Just like the safety pins and the safety dance.

Remember Duck Dodgers!Dodgers: Now I’ve got the drop on you with MY disintegration pistol! And brother when it disintegrates, it disintegrates![pistol dissolves to dust]Dodgers: Well, what do you know – it disintegrated…

Nice… When I was a USAF Jet Troop we’d send our rookies to the tool crib for pretwisted safety wire, left handed screwdrivers, a couple of yards of flightline and a quart of K9P. Line rookies got to go to Base Ops for the keys to the B-52 we needed to do a mintenance run on. Base Ops was in on the gag and had a key attached to a cinder block (ala gas station rest rooms) they’d make em sign out…

You forgot the gallon of propwash.

Destroyed the flux capacitor also.

it would be ironic if there was a button labeled, “WARNING: PRESS HERE BEFORE OPENING COVER”, and the Safety Glasses blocked his vision of that button …