Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 07, 2013

teenage mutant ninja turtles are nothing to a cat

Mr. Miller, you have made my morning. I’ve always loved Pauly. He’s a cat’s cat. Nothing bothers him…Watching him tear it up is priceless….You go cat! ….Nice kitty….Don’t hurt me…

Panels 4 and 5 are awesome…“Flik!” Ha! And the face on Pauly is gonna give me nightmares….Dang, dude!

Never underestimate the power of a ginger cat! (I should know, I’ve had 3 over the years)

I wonder how many times he’s saved Eddie’s butt…..

Don’t mess with that cat.

love that cat…

Pauly is my new best friend.

‘Cause cats don’t talk, Eddie.

“Great fishermen never tell their secrets.” So what does that have to do with you, Captain Eddie?

Pauly gets down to bizniz from time to time . . . the rest of the time is rest time.

A boatload — so how much was left after superkitty took hisrightful share?

Life lesson to be learned here: Do NOT futz with a sleeping cat. You might think it’s funny at the time, but I guarantee the cat WILL NOT,

So that explains why we never see any fishing gear on the Captain’s boat !

… never tell their secrets … especially how he managed to get calamari from an octopus.

Pauly must have gotten some pointers (pun intended) from Wolverine!

Calamari = Bleah.I’d rather chew a mouthful of rubber bands.

Awsome artwork, Wiley! Wonderfully done!

you mean cats Wake Up? :O

I wonder if Pauly is related to Wolverine?

Have any of you heard of pork bungs being substituted for calamari ?

is there any other ways of one can prepare squid/octopus other than calamari and sushi?

I recall over at 9 Chickweed Lane once…Solange the Siamese cat was admiring its weapon array. Every time it would open you could hear a “TZHING!” It was Edda providing the sound effects of cold steel being drawn.

I love fur-lined chainsaws!!!

Bravo.

Of course, cats don’t talk…..

I like panel 4 “FLIK”. Freddy Krueger would think twice before messing with that cat.

Squid don’t have hemoglobin based blood.

That cat Pauly came loaded for squid….

While his tabby would be squid chow, my son’s silver Bengal would give Pauley a run for his money! Love Wiley’s animals.

If only giant squid were edible…

“But the cat was cool,And he never said a mumblin’ word.”

Great strip, loved it! :0)

The New Shred-o-matic!

Siamese cats were originally bred as temple guardians. Now you know why.

Love Pauly. Now I know why. A cat that knows how to take care of business.

Pauly should get a hunk of that squid to “Play With” , since he did most of the work!

Take one large, fresh octopus, use a plunger to get it into a large pot, add gasoline, one shrunken head. Add one trowel-full of weed killer, one and a half cans of white paint. Heat on medium while mixing with an egg beater until done. See today’s Calvin and Hobbes: http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2013/07/07

“HOW DO YOU LOGICALLY EXPLAIN THIS AWAY WILEY MILLER?!???” (Pugnow’s question, not mine)Captain Eddie’s imagination is not fueled by logic.

Anyway, YEA, PAULY!

This could be my favorite one yet. I wonder how he’ll spin this one?

A much better shipboard companion than those useless labs over at Overboard!

Bet Ole Poesiden thinks twice b4 releasing the Kraken agin!

He’s so full of it, that even if he told the truth, nobody would believe him.

Captain Jack Sparrow should have had that cat aboard the Black Pearl rather than the demonic monkey.