Wide Open by Rich Powell for April 09, 2013

“Shopping mall coming soon” sign at the place where you go mudding.

Chicken gravy made with black pepper? (Testing a theory here.)

Simply mention snow down here, and all the milk and bread disappear from the grocery shelves.

Real beer.

3, closely followed by 2

Michelob Ultra

White wine.

Don’t burn the woods to “control” ticks. That’s like burning down the house cause y’all don’t like to dust.

I understand my son-in-law much better now.

Down here it’s seldom more that a dusting. A couple of inches is a snowstorm. Any yet, if the TV weatherperson even says the word “snow” there is panic in the streets.

I ain’t afraida no biscuit. I ain’t eatin’ THAT one, but I ain’t afraid of it.

Closed sign at Krispy Kreme.