Close to Home by John McPherson for December 01, 2023

Wonder what Santa charges.

Surge pricing?

Bleeb rides free.

that is an expensive ride!

Sorry I only turn left at Albuquerque.

Where’s his blue-nosed reindeer?

Be careful when you use this Uber. The driver is making a list (and checking it twice) – it could make a big difference on Christmas Eve. A good tip doesn’t hurt (It’s actually very nice). This rider is bordering on “naughty” – the driver and his team know the way.

Santa, it’s 2023! You need a windshield! … ‘cause, you know… reindeer!

Enjoy the ride and the scenery, Bleeb.

Merry Christmas Bleeb!

I’ve heard of going “off the rails” but looks like the lil guy is ON THE RAIL.

First class has to be cheaper than Delta!

I didn’t think it was legal to turn left in Wisconsin, only right.

As you fly over the Badger state take a whiff of the dairy air.

gotta be better than Detroit, Chicago or Cleveland

Nice! Double pun with über!

While he is over Wisconsin he can pick up my Uber Eats order of Cheese Curds.

Does Santa leave a gift under the seat?

I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!

“I said left at Wisconsin. Why are we in Santa Fe?”

Not leaving a five star rating is Naughty.

Ah Santa, you’ve got a hobo railing your rail.

Cool ride! Do you get to rate him naughty or nice?

That’s the tax man, irs uses anybody to get their extortion…

Santa knows the sleigh of the land.

Who knew he needed the money? LOL

Well, he’s gotta do something the other 364 days-a-year!

I’d pay just to ride with him and talk to the Big Guy……