Close to Home by John McPherson for August 10, 2022

“You rang?”

The light of the living dead!

Don’t worry. The traffic can’t kill you so you don’t have to pay attention to the light.

This reminds me of the lost drunk…

Calls the police and said he is lost and they asked his location and he said, " I’m on the corner of WALK, and DONT WALK!".

I wonder what a zombie Bleeb would look like.

so that’s what they call what zombies walking is.

I don’t see Bleeb, but I certainly can’t blame him for avoiding the Zombie Zone (aka the Double Z).

I’d avoid them for sure. Who wants to clean all that off their windshield. …ick

I thought it said “Lunch”

“Brians!”

(Dyslexic Zombie)

No Bleeb today, but that’s understandable, given the circumstances.

This is what my town looks like at EVERY street corner. Walmart is even worse. Does it surprise anyone that bobert is our elected congressional rep???

Obviously a dated comic. Pedestrian signs no longer say Walk and Don’t Walk, they use pictures instead so that the illiterate half of the population knows what to do.

Zombies don’t read…

Could George Romero have known how much people would love brain-eating zombies?

if there ever was a zombie apocalypses, the poor zombies would have nothing to eat.

and it’s Wednesday…great timing

“You rang?”

Nice to know someone cares…..

Had a guy in HS who was nicked named Lurch, big homely guy!

Post COVID vaccinated Patiences!

I don’t see Bleeb hanging around zombies

Walk THIS way or lurch if you choose Monty

You Rang?