Close to Home by John McPherson for May 14, 2022

Orf wiv ’is head!

And they don’t cost an arm and a let to install, just a head.

But it does block a bit of the light.

We like it

It’ll frighten off any boyfriends your daughter might have.

“heads will roll!”

Hi, Bleeb. Yes, you are out of position, but maybe she will come over to pull a few weeds after the installer leaves.

Hat’s off to this invitation….Correction HEADS off…

Might as well try the front door.

Ye ole guillotine scare…

I saw a cool picture of a guillotine on Facebook.it had a slide and at the bottom was bowling pins.

Sharp idea!

Bleeb’s camouflaged! Is he part chameleon, or did the flowers change to match him?

Ah. An active house alarm. Mine’s almost as good. Four noisy dogs to sound the alarm, then the intruder has to deal with me…

That’s a cutting edge design.

I like it. Elegant, with a touch of flair. Beats the hell out of my spider webs.

Ah, now I see what that is now that I’m seeing it in color. I couldn’t make it out in the online newspaper.

How else is one supposed to get ahead in this world!?

He looks like that Irish home security expert Gill O’Tine.

Modern day problems require old school solutions

We love it!

Sometimes capitalism is really scary.

If they’re not fully functional, I’m not having it. Bleeb, step over here and see if your antenna could use a trim. :)

I hope Mr. Clavner remembers ……

The customer name should be “Cleaver” ;)

Whoops !! Time to go to the head.

A Revolutionary idea.

That company should be named “Ge-a-teen Revolutionary Home Security”.

Mad Magazine thought of this 50 years ago! The “guillotine window.”