Close to Home by John McPherson for May 14, 2022

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    baddawg1989  3 months ago

    Orf wiv ’is head!

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    David_the_CAD  3 months ago

    And they don’t cost an arm and a let to install, just a head.

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    Farside99  3 months ago

    But it does block a bit of the light.

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    C  3 months ago

    We like it

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    Wilde Bill  3 months ago

    It’ll frighten off any boyfriends your daughter might have.

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    “heads will roll!”

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    Aficionado  3 months ago

    Hi, Bleeb. Yes, you are out of position, but maybe she will come over to pull a few weeds after the installer leaves.

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    Copy-&-Paste  3 months ago

    Hat’s off to this invitation….Correction HEADS off…

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    jbduncan  3 months ago

    Might as well try the front door.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Ye ole guillotine scare…

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    rockandrollanimal  3 months ago

    I saw a cool picture of a guillotine on had a slide and at the bottom was bowling pins.

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    Unlicensed Bozo  3 months ago

    Sharp idea!

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    Bob Blumenfeld  3 months ago

    Bleeb’s camouflaged! Is he part chameleon, or did the flowers change to match him?

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    Amra Leo  3 months ago

    Ah. An active house alarm. Mine’s almost as good. Four noisy dogs to sound the alarm, then the intruder has to deal with me

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    Wirepuncher   3 months ago

    That’s a cutting edge design.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    I like it. Elegant, with a touch of flair. Beats the hell out of my spider webs.

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    bookworm0812  3 months ago

    Ah, now I see what that is now that I’m seeing it in color. I couldn’t make it out in the online newspaper.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    How else is one supposed to get ahead in this world!?

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    Herd of Turtles  3 months ago

    He looks like that Irish home security expert Gill O’Tine.

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Modern day problems require old school solutions

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    rockandrollanimal  3 months ago

    We love it!

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    epaphus8  3 months ago

    Sometimes capitalism is really scary.

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 3 months ago

    If they’re not fully functional, I’m not having it. Bleeb, step over here and see if your antenna could use a trim. :)

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    felipenollaFFA  3 months ago

    I hope Mr. Clavner remembers ……

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    dcmotrl Premium Member 3 months ago

    The customer name should be “Cleaver” ;)

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 3 months ago

    Whoops !! Time to go to the head.

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    Rabies65  3 months ago

    A Revolutionary idea.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    That company should be named “Ge-a-teen Revolutionary Home Security”.

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    mbrahms26  3 months ago

    Mad Magazine thought of this 50 years ago! The “guillotine window.”

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