Close to Home by John McPherson for April 15, 2018

Bring back Pluto!

Nibiru’s going to mess all that up in just over a week. I read about it on the Internet, so it must be true!

Amazon is hoping it will eventually get as big as Uranus!

I remember meeting a young man at a graduation party who told me he was working for Amazon. I asked what is that? He says it’s a new company that sells books through the mail. He also said,”We are starting to sell other things. I think it’s going to be pretty big.” It didn’t impress me at the time.

Brought to you by…AMAZON!

That’s the way it is since in my town the planet Walmart came in drove all the competitors out. Than it closed and left the galaxy.

where’s earth? blow up?

Looking forward to the days without Facebook.

I’ve noticed a great deal of anti-Amazon sentiment but personally they have given me consistently very good service.

Pluto’s life matters!

Made me think of Bladerunner.

It was planet walmart, now amazon and next will depend on who rules.

Two planets will become de-named in the future?

Oh no, AMAZON IS TAKING OVER!

so true!!!!