Clay Bennett for August 01, 2023

For Republicans, the world consists of things to be outraged about and to weaponize and LIE about.

Mr. Bennett, I love it.

The best of the GQP certainly is an — interesting — collection of crooks, liars, crazies and grifters, no?

All he need is a paper bag on his head

I know this isn’t the point, but you just called Ted Cruz a doll.

Nicely done, sir. He doesn’t look unhinged enough.

Ted Cruz has a beard because people as crazy as he is aren’t allowed to have sharp objects.

Cancun Ted is the best Texas can do?

@GOGOPOWERANGERS-Right. Then he’d be “The Unknown Comic”. Remember him?

Are you listening, Texas voters? It’s me, Rationality.

Obviously the heat in Texazz has fried Rafael Ooze’s brains…

Hey, better the Barbie Movie than actually trying to govern – it’s safer for all of us (if more wasteful).

If only he could be isolated in Barbieland.

Showing naughty pictures in congress is fine. A movie about a doll is a danger to America. This is the critical thinking of the GQP!

Cruz, from his lack of actions in not standing against Traitor45 and all the continuing lies and delusions would seem to be constructed the same as Ken below the belt.

Who’s Ted?

Since I stopped watching the “news”, my life is better, but what did he do this time?

Nice attention to detail showing Ted crosseyed. An established standard to indicate a mental deficiency.

Cruz and Paul are still obsessing on irrelevant matters of no consequence…talk about mindless twits wasting time and tax money! Because…

… and just like the other mattel make believe toys…ted has no balls either….

If Republicans are losing their minds over it, you’re doing something right.

That’s Senator Ted Cruz of Texas,who has also been known to have impure thoughts about Raggedy Ann

Why does a Canadian born son of Canadian citizens care about a couple of California beach loving plastic dolls? Just really weird as in weirdo

Where’s Donnie in his orange jumpuit?

He’s so jealous that the movie (not to mention the dolls + accessories) has made millions that he could just spit.

The whole world is partying with Barbie to the tune of nearly $580 million in just one week of release.

This weekend will send the blockbuster toy adaptation past $700 million, ensuring Barbie will soon top $1 BILLION in worldwide box office. At this rate, Barbie will soon be 2023’s best box office hit.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/markhughes/2023/07/28/barbie-parties-toward-1-billion-worldwide-at-the-box-office/?sh=3e203e7b1d5d

I live in his district. He is absolutely, completely useless.

This was good advice, even before the “Barbie” movie.

It’s just not Big Bird and Sesame Street anymore for this strange Canadian. Next it just might be GI Joe and Cobra, after all they had the Cyber Ninja characters that botched the AZ recount