February 07, 2019
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Maybe that’s why you never are.
You want to experience stress? Wait until you have kids.
be yourself calv. santa hates hypocrites.
Hey Calvin, if you feel stressed, ask for this:
I’ve had a cold for the last couple weeks. It was a chore to get everything done. Luckily I Christmas shop all year so that is not an issue. Mostly cooking and baking.
It’s Christmas Eve Eve!
Remember what ET said to Elliott…
Even without presents, Christmas is stressful because of the tourists who infest New York. Honestly wish tourist season was handled like deer season.
Poor Calvin! Hahaha
My birthday is 9 days before Christmas so it’s already been. But when my auntie gave us our cards she said to me “I can’t remember if I’ve wrote you a Christmas Card because I’ve wrote out so many”
But she did.
Then don’t, Calvin. The rest of the year, you don’t get any presents anyway.
Good gets you to heaven:)Bad gets you hell:(Good gets you a job:)Bad gets you jail:(Good gets you a girlfriend:)Bad gets you her mother:)You guys are a rough crowd:(You’re killing me:(
That’s probably where the holiday stress starts…trying so hard to be good when you’re a kid.
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