Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 03, 2016


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 3 years ago

    She should proud to have a 6 year old who can do political satire.

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    legaleagle48  over 3 years ago

    “Because I said so!” And?

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    somebodyshort  over 3 years ago

    The ultimate law.“I’m your mother”

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    the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover  over 3 years ago

    “Because I said so.” Really?

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    orinoco womble  over 3 years ago

    What else has Calvin got to do? Mom knows better than to set him doing housework—which is how little girls’ Saturdays got ruined, back in the day. “Play? What do you mean, play? You have Work to do, young lady!”

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    M2MM  over 3 years ago

    Only on Saturday? In my day, my sister and I did daily housework. My mother NEVER dusted or vacuumed once we could do it. :P

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    bigcatbusiness  over 3 years ago

    Don’t you just hate that “because I said so” excuse? One would think they would find a more creative answer to excuse a punishment.

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    jackhs  over 3 years ago

    For a kid who can’t add 2+5, Calvin sure does know a lot of other stuff

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    Cronkers McGee  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Do you remember how old you are Calvin? 5 or 6? Much to young to hang out at a drugstore eating candy and reading comic books.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Mom’s fingers look weird in the last panel

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    Chad Cheetah  over 3 years ago

    Calvin has been spared from a terrible fate.Worst. Reference. Ever.

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    RoadTrip3500  over 3 years ago

    Even better, the old SNL “Sprockets” dance…

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    Ermine Notyours  over 3 years ago

    The first day on my vacation, what I did on my summer vacation, the first day on my vacation, I woke up.Then, I went downtown to a look for a job.Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up, then I went downtown to look for a job.Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up…

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    neverenoughgold  over 3 years ago

    I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING!

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    yangeldf  over 3 years ago

    My mom NEVER used the “because I said so” line. She always gave me a reason or explanation for things she said and that was way more effective. It meant that I wouldn’t just do something she said not to if I thought she wouldn’t find out and that kept me out of trouble.

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    Say What?  over 3 years ago

    Sir, yes, sir! …er, Ma’am!

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    mattro53  over 3 years ago


    Either your mom was extraordinarily patient or you were more compliant than my sons or me when I was their age. I always give my sons a reason why I don’t want them to do things but they do not yet have the cognitive ability to understand some of the explanations. Those are usually the type of actions that put them in immediate danger. There are also times when they can’t see past what they think is fun to understand the amount of clean up work that will result. I have modified it to “If you don’t stop, I will stop you.” which is easier for them to understand.

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    Number Three  over 3 years ago

    “Drugstore” sounds weird. We say “Pharmacy” or “Chemist”

    But to each their own.


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    unca jim  over 3 years ago

    What just happened here? Duplicates of duplicates (comments, that is)

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    djhaisell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    How many drug stores still sold comic books in the 80s?

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    bigcatbusiness  over 3 years ago

    @mattro53:No, I don’t. I doubt very much I’m ready for that.

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    Susie Derkins :D  over 3 years ago

    Aren’t we all.

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    Dr.DocSmith  over 3 years ago

    GREAT !! This one IS Calvin !!!

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    jacob.c.bair  over 1 year ago

    his moms fingers are stuck together again

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