(Repeating a joke I used on Breaking Cat News comic the other day—)
A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, “Doctor, I believe I’m a deck of cards!”The doctor calmly replies, “Go sit in the waiting room, please, I’ll be dealing with you later.”
“The doctor say he’s coming but you gotta pay in cash.” “all major credit cards accepted” “You can take out a loan, to pay your affordable health care insurance” “Apply online!” “Bankruptcy attorneys standing by, to assist you.” “Now! The doctor you gotta pay in cash.”
It might save money on medical bills, but they should factor in the cost of training and transporting replacements and the cost of mistakes newbies will tend to make.
juncarlo over 1 year ago
Brewster, you better question for the funeral plans.
mddshubby2005 over 1 year ago
“T-rex need dental coverage before me can help with that.”
kaffekup over 1 year ago
Which one’s the doctor, and which one’s the patient? (Not the receptionist.)
fullmoondeb Premium Member over 1 year ago
(Repeating a joke I used on Breaking Cat News comic the other day—)
A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, “Doctor, I believe I’m a deck of cards!”The doctor calmly replies, “Go sit in the waiting room, please, I’ll be dealing with you later.”
Lyons Group, Inc. over 1 year ago
Caveman: “Doctor no longer with other patient now. You may go in.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago
Such a primitive doctor. We all can see it’s a spleen related injury.
YippiKiAyMofo over 1 year ago
Doctor: Me see problem: you have Thag stuck in teeth.
Thag: (muffled) Him not patient!
blakerl over 1 year ago
“The doctor say he’s coming but you gotta pay in cash.” “all major credit cards accepted” “You can take out a loan, to pay your affordable health care insurance” “Apply online!” “Bankruptcy attorneys standing by, to assist you.” “Now! The doctor you gotta pay in cash.”
#Rad-ish Premium Member over 1 year ago
Brewster must have rocks in his head, or soon on his head.
Andrew Sleeth Premium Member over 1 year ago
That kid’ll need a new spleen for sure.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“Doc, suddenly light go out, smell bad, pain in whole body.”
“One thing at time. Bad case Caveman Foot…”
David Huie Green-Life is good over 1 year ago
False economy.
It might save money on medical bills, but they should factor in the cost of training and transporting replacements and the cost of mistakes newbies will tend to make.
R.U. Kidding over 1 year ago
“Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I do this!”
“Don’t do that.”
Kali over 1 year ago
So, the RU Serious has a group HMO plan, huh? HMO stands for Hardly [any] Medical Offered.
eddi_tbh over 1 year ago
Cave Doc: “Next time chew your food and it won’t get stuck between your teeth.”