Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 24, 2021

Let’s not get our udders in an uproar!!

I take it that Mr. Bluemel never saw a real cow.

Spotted cow… yes. Checked cow? Never!

That’s a lot of teats!

Perhaps she’s hoping to get in on a bull market.

She’s doin’ the Octomom one better…

I don’t get it!

This is moooo-re than I can take

The teller is thinking “Mad Cow!”

And what about those horns she’s sprouted on her head?

Cows use cash, Bulls like to charge everything.

What about a “charge cow”?

Name of the teller, “Ms. Buvino”?

She’s a real cash cow. She being milked for all she’s worth.