B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 16, 2020

“Takes me so long that I have forgotten.”

When I was little, I’d do that same move before I told my friend we were having a race. Had to get that head start!

To get some racing decals on his shell.

He’s off like a herd of turtles.

“To the shoe store to find some size 20 Jordan’s for these feet.”

I guess one individual’s walking is another individual’s running.

Those blasted “Speed Demons” make it dangerous for everyone out here!

“The rat race starts in two hours!”

I have actually seen a turtle run. Yeah, it was slow.

Going for a quick one with the guys…..

Running like a banshee outa hell! Gonna get yourself killed! ;o]

Two snails on a turtle’s back. One says to the other: “Get ready for the ride of your life!” ☺

Turtle in front: Im keeping my distance.

Just want to be in front.. don’t want to be rude but you smell like a.. turtle

I’ve got a race with a snail.

This too shell pass…

Hot date with a real snapper.

Like two 18 wheelers passing each other on the freeway.

W H E E E E E . . .

That is funny!

They could have used his on a Sunday, and used all those extra frames.

“Where are you running off to?”

“Trying to break the 15-minute 100-yard dash!”