Find a low branch, speed up and go UNDER it.
THAT should get RID of that annoying “squeaking noise.”
The bird complains about sarcasm? He’s the one that started it!
Open up your sunroof and let him fall in and then shut it real fast before he’s all the way in.
Hey, you didn’t want to get there that quickly anyway.
This strip is a really good reminder to be nice to people today because it’s Monday and most of ‘em didn’t want to go to work.
I thought he had a 16 horsepower 350ci engine with a two barrel carburetor under that shell?
I have sort of a reptilian metabolism. If I could swallow a pig whole, I would not have to eat for months.
Instead of complaining, you could walk ?
Stop the turtle! I want to get offffffffff
How kum I didn’t know the turtle’s name was John?
If he doesn’t like the ride, get off and walk.
Give him some turtle wax.
Ask a question, get an answer.
Hey, he’s walking like a camel again. Bird, standing on his head may be less rocky.
He probably does have it under his shell but its for his S-car. The new engine will make his S-Car go.
That modified Toxoplasmosis brain parasite really has upped the communication levels here.
As usual, the four-footed creatures here walk like camels — the two left feet forward, then the two right feet, etc.