His line must have worked.
“BREAKING: A steroid scandal develops between Arlo and Janis. Film at eleven.”
No use fussing, Janis. There are plenty of things to kill you. And plenty of ‘Chicken Littles’ out there to make sure you know it. Just do your planning and get back to living.
Why a duck?
Surely that line didn’t get her in bed with him.
Love like there’s no tomorrow.
…every one you miss, you’re one behind, and once your one behind, you spend the rest of your life trying to catch up…
I know she relies on People magazine and Facebook for information… but jeez, Janis, ever hear about the KT impact?
I’m pretty sure Arlo had a better line than that. I mean really, Janis??
That’s line I never thought of using…I didn’t know total annilation of the Earth was a come-on.
I’m always amazed at the mental acuity of women, back in junior high while discussing a girl (pre-woman) with a friend of mine he said he was getting her all hot and bothered, when he would tell her he wanted to dissect her, a rather gruesome idea. At the time I already had my dissect frogs in biology class, but not my FBI profiling class. Far as I know she is still alive.
The old “We could die tomorrow so we should have sex now” line. Perfect logic, but it rarely works.
You had me at extinction-level event.
Well, I guess the line worked.
If you can not possibly have any control over something, there is no point in worrying about it
Best pick-up line ever.
Eventually the universe will die so let’s party today…
We’ve had plenty of near misses and some of them were large enough to cause quite a stir had they hit. Sooner or later one bigger one will hit. And all because we as a race refused to spend the money to watch all 360 degrees and ready to bump them enough to miss us.
We have the tools and the talent. All we need is to put it in the priority it deserves.
Well. Yes. It WAS just a line, loosely based on the dim knowledge that an asteroid COULD wipe us out in the future.
I keep hoping and praying every Sunday night.
I am convinced dad’s pass down a little book of “lines” for men to use on women. No female has ever seen, but I am sure it exists.
It is what it is, Janis. At some point, on this planet of 7.5 billion people, we will be the next one to die.