Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 12, 2023

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    Imagine  8 months ago

    Probably for a change of clothes.

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    seanfear  8 months ago

    uh ’cause he is not well-educated, Andy.

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    who cares, grab his drink Andy, quick’

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    Cornelius Noodleman  8 months ago

    Jack looks pretty cool with his comb over and bow tie.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 8 months ago

    Cuz he’s yella.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    I was really mad when our local pub decided to hang all their dartboards from the ceiling.

    It really makes me want to throw up.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    A new pub opened up that allows minors over the age of twelve.

    It’s a pro-teen bar.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    It’s a 5-minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house

    The difference is staggering.

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    Freebyrd1  8 months ago

    You can tell a pub’s bad when the landlord says something like that! Nowadays pubs can’t usually be like that. They’re either shout down by the licencing people or because they’re bankrupt.

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    Freebyrd1  8 months ago

    I knew a pub twenty years ago that still put sawdust on the floor of the public bar (to sop up the blood) on a Saturday night. It REALLY had to change!!

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    Izzy Moreno  8 months ago

    Yeah, they haven’t even begun with the darts and cards. Plenty of time to finish that beer, and a few more.

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    sugordon  8 months ago

    He’s getting while the getting’s good

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  8 months ago

    Good on ya for being honest about it all, barman.

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    win.45mag  8 months ago

    should have pluralized start

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    rshive  8 months ago

    Poor guy left most of his drink too. But it may be too refined for Andy.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Nothing like word of mouth advertising!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 8 months ago

    Too bad Jack, you lost that customer to Fiona’s Flower Garden Pub & Knitting Club.

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    CorkLock  8 months ago

    Rank stranger had one gulp and out the door.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    And just pass this drink to Andy. He’ll vary the beer with a glass of claret.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago

    Maybe he was hoping for a drag show.

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    Some people can’t handle the truth.

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    awcoffman  8 months ago

    And that’s even before he heard about Guitar Bob.

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    tad1  8 months ago

    He probably realized that darts and brawling are not a good combination. (Either that, or he realized how stupid he looked in that mint green jacket.)

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    [Unnamed Reader - e476da]  8 months ago

    Because he has a brain.

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