You can tell a pub’s bad when the landlord says something like that! Nowadays pubs can’t usually be like that. They’re either shout down by the licencing people or because they’re bankrupt.
I knew a pub twenty years ago that still put sawdust on the floor of the public bar (to sop up the blood) on a Saturday night. It REALLY had to change!!
Imagine 12 months ago
Probably for a change of clothes.
seanfear 12 months ago
uh ’cause he is not well-educated, Andy.
ronaldspence 12 months ago
who cares, grab his drink Andy, quick’
Cornelius Noodleman 12 months ago
Jack looks pretty cool with his comb over and bow tie.
ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago
Cuz he’s yella.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
I was really mad when our local pub decided to hang all their dartboards from the ceiling.
It really makes me want to throw up.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
A new pub opened up that allows minors over the age of twelve.
It’s a pro-teen bar.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
It’s a 5-minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house
The difference is staggering.
Freebyrd1 12 months ago
You can tell a pub’s bad when the landlord says something like that! Nowadays pubs can’t usually be like that. They’re either shout down by the licencing people or because they’re bankrupt.
Freebyrd1 12 months ago
I knew a pub twenty years ago that still put sawdust on the floor of the public bar (to sop up the blood) on a Saturday night. It REALLY had to change!!
Izzy Moreno 12 months ago
Yeah, they haven’t even begun with the darts and cards. Plenty of time to finish that beer, and a few more.
sugordon 12 months ago
He’s getting while the getting’s good
Huckleberry Hiroshima 12 months ago
Good on ya for being honest about it all, barman.
win.45mag 12 months ago
should have pluralized start
rshive 12 months ago
Poor guy left most of his drink too. But it may be too refined for Andy.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 12 months ago
Nothing like word of mouth advertising!
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 12 months ago
Too bad Jack, you lost that customer to Fiona’s Flower Garden Pub & Knitting Club.
CorkLock 12 months ago
Rank stranger had one gulp and out the door.
ladykat 12 months ago
And just pass this drink to Andy. He’ll vary the beer with a glass of claret.
Count Olaf Premium Member 12 months ago
Maybe he was hoping for a drag show.
cuzinron47 12 months ago
Some people can’t handle the truth.
awcoffman 12 months ago
And that’s even before he heard about Guitar Bob.
tad1 12 months ago
He probably realized that darts and brawling are not a good combination. (Either that, or he realized how stupid he looked in that mint green jacket.)
[Unnamed Reader - e476da] 12 months ago
Because he has a brain.