Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 16, 2021

Gee, I wonder. Could it be the cobwebs?

@Number Three Todays strip IS funny but a repeat ,It does not need a genius to goes that our HERO Mr Andrew Capp has been there long ,cobwebs clinging to him gave him away :o) my avatar is a spoof of a fish fancier being buried in the toilet like he did his fish , I could never do that the fish I had could not fit in the bowl, how was your day? our Thursdays are always busy but we we should cope i hope till this evening when the Greengrocer van comes up our street , meanwhile we will just stay inside the house and keep hydrated drinking lots of chilled bottled water keep safe and thanks for caring young lady

Florence Capp: the human surveillance camera

A little spider told her.

That’s just circumstantial evidence, nothing incriminating. The spider could have just spun the web as she walked in.

It’s nice to see different commenters here and who have different things to say.

Quick… back on the couch.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-16th-september-2021-24930564

With the available evidence, it wouldn’t take a Jack Webb detective to figure this one out.

I do not think it took a detective to figure that one out.

Flo is craftier than you think, Andy.

Since Affie is still unable to post this @ Number Three:" Todays strip IS funny but a repeat ,It does not need a genius to goes that our HERO Mr Andrew Capp has been there long ,cobwebs clinging to him gave him away :o) my avatar is a spoof of a fish fancier being buried in the toilet like he did his fish , I could never do that the fish I had could not fit in the bowl, how was your day? our Thursdays are always busy but we we should cope i hope till this evening when the Greengrocer van comes up our street , meanwhile we will just stay inside the house and keep hydrated drinking lots of chilled bottled water keep safe and thanks for caring young lady"

Hmm, this is the third day in a row we’ve had a fourth wall break…

Her spidey-sense is tingling

Where’s Eldo?

And why does she not believe anything you say?

Well, even if the spider webs were not there she knows you’re a lying sack of compost.

Probably the dent in the couch in the shape of his body gives him away also.

Short Davenport again and guess ballon cloud hides Joseph Mallord William Turner Repro Print?

What’s she carrying under her arm? Salami? Bread? A small submarine?

Flo can see through your web of deceit, Andy!

He really oughta move once in a while, just to shake off the cob webs.

He has lain there so long, the spider grew up, got old, and died.

To all my Capper amigos observing Yom Kippur today, I wish you an easy fast.

You could say a little spider (or two) told her.

He could be telling the truth. Maybe he just came home after a battle with Spider-Man.

Those pesky spiders ratted Andy out.

A Christmas legend (Italian??) says that various instant miracles occurred to protect the Holy Family on the flight into Egypt. One of them was, they take shelter in a cave and a hardworking spider spins a web across the entrance. When Herod’s soldiers do their search and destroy, they pass by the “neglected” niche.