Festivus?
Oooooo…Dangerous thinking so close to Christmas. Santa is still watching.
Festivier; mischeavier!
The folks on the other side of his Zoom call would be happy if you poked him with a stick.
Decorate him like the tree.
Time to trim Adam? (Light him up, not lighten him up.)
Disrespectful kids…..not funny!
Festivier. Good word.
Replace his coffee with decaf? No, no, that would be cruel…
You would think Adam would learn, but what would be the fun in that?
Is there a different result using warm eggnog instead of warm water? Seems like a waste of good eggnog.
I think that a Santa beard attached with permanent glue might be in order …..
“Festivier.” Merry Christmas, Webster’s.
No, not the electrified Festivas pole! This one time, consider the risk and liability.
Decorate him
Rotten kids…after he chewed off the ^@#*& squirrel tail for you.
C over 2 years ago
Festivus?
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
Oooooo…Dangerous thinking so close to Christmas. Santa is still watching.
Il Siciliano over 2 years ago
Festivier; mischeavier!
FassEddie over 2 years ago
The folks on the other side of his Zoom call would be happy if you poked him with a stick.
kartis over 2 years ago
Decorate him like the tree.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Time to trim Adam? (Light him up, not lighten him up.)
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
Disrespectful kids…..not funny!
CeceliaWD Premium Member over 2 years ago
Festivier. Good word.
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
Replace his coffee with decaf? No, no, that would be cruel…
Doctor Toon over 2 years ago
You would think Adam would learn, but what would be the fun in that?
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 2 years ago
Is there a different result using warm eggnog instead of warm water? Seems like a waste of good eggnog.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
I think that a Santa beard attached with permanent glue might be in order …..
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Festivier.” Merry Christmas, Webster’s.
goboboyd over 2 years ago
No, not the electrified Festivas pole! This one time, consider the risk and liability.
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Decorate him
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
Rotten kids…after he chewed off the ^@#*& squirrel tail for you.