Recent Comments

1. over 5 years ago on Bound and Gagged

   Dana Summers, you continue to be the most consistetly funny toon strip in in the funnies! Merry Christmas!Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorris

2. almost 8 years ago on Looks Good on Paper

   This may be the best concept in the history of cartooning! A character with limitless powers!

   Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorris

3. over 8 years ago on Arlo and Janis

   Once again proving that few women understand the concept of a thermostat.

4. over 8 years ago on Bound and Gagged

   Lactose intolerance is not an issue here. Fermented cheeses—and this one is clearly that, since it contains bubbles—lose almost all their lactose. Lactose is a sugar, and ferments readily, releasing gas. Most lactose-intolerant people would have to eat a lot of this cheese to have a problem.

   Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorrisnomenu.com

5. almost 9 years ago on Lard's World Peace Tips

   What? This is obvious. The little guy wants angel hair pasta, and is asking for a recipe for aglio olio.

   Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorris

6. about 9 years ago on Four Eyes

   Been here. Done that.

   Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorris

7. over 9 years ago on Bound and Gagged

   Q. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

   A. A stick.

   Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorris

8. over 9 years ago on Last Kiss

   But then again, how much good will a parachute have done for him in getting off a train?

   Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorris

9. over 10 years ago on Garfield

   Unless you’re making French toast.

   Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorris

10. over 10 years ago on Gasoline Alley

    What an opportunity! Now Walt can begin reminiscing about Doc and Avery and Bill and their cars, but in a way that brings the circumstances up to the modern age. Then he finds Skeezix, and the whole cycle since 1918 can begin all over again. And Walt doesn’t have to die.

    Like, who alive remembers all the way back to the beginning of the strip? The story could go any which way, and occasionally Old Walt will reappear, still telling his story to a girl reporter who gets older as years go by.

    This would be great!

    Do it!

    Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorris