Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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    LWP GC INSIDER 11 days ago

    Pig might be on to something.

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    Pig already has no sects with Pigita!

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    TEMPLO S.U.D. 11 days ago

    quit while you’re ahead, Mr. Pastis, on this punchline… this theist asks you

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    Sherlock Watson 11 days ago

    Some of these groups are a lot more verbal than others. How does the Censor feel about oral sects?

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    Bilan 11 days ago

    Some of them need to be taught that religion is about working together, not fighting. We can certainly use more sect education.

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    SNEG 11 days ago

    A very huge risk

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    blunebottle 11 days ago

    (Ages ago) I used to walk to high school with this nice girl that lived near me. One day, while we were walking along, she remarked how she was struggling with the concept of sets…(as in mathematics.) It took me a looooong time to reply, as I struggled to figure out if I’d heard right.

    Kyle of Lochalsh 11 days ago

    Thank god the didn’t mention insects!

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    Masterskrain GC INSIDER 11 days ago

    Just remember, a “Religion” is merely a cult with more members and better P.R.!

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    comics001 11 days ago

    I wonder how this passed the editors.

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    Brian Fink 11 days ago

    Maybe they should have spoken to the Nashville “church” which just got busted as a sects club.

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    Masterskrain GC INSIDER 11 days ago

    There was a story in the news a few weeks back about a “Church” somewhere like Kansas that actually wanted to establish their own security police!

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    eddie6192 11 days ago

    That dumb Pig is gonna get Pastis fired.

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    one8romeo 11 days ago

    Down through the annals of history there have always been sects.

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    Tue Elung-Jensen 11 days ago

    Funny thing is it is that which is being censored, not the talk of sects.

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    hariseldon59 11 days ago

    At least he didn’t bring up premarital sects.

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    joefearsnothing 11 days ago

    Looks like the Comic Strip Censor is unprotected! Hmmmm

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    chris_weaver 11 days ago

    If you and your spouse belong to different religions, does that make you bisectual?

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    toahero 11 days ago

    I’d never join one of those splinter groups.

    You might call me asectual.

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    k_aplin 11 days ago

    for sure

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    muddy101 11 days ago

    Keep it up,Stephan. :>) Yaay. sensor this,wired to the CPU,as input,we will see what output we get. :>) Peace.

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    Packratjohn GC INSIDER 11 days ago

    So how would you define safe sects?

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    azktryg 11 days ago

    Is a monastic sect an oxymoron?

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    ChessPirate 11 days ago

    And not even mentioned is the danger of extreme sects…

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    gmu328 11 days ago

    patsis outdoes himself today … should be declared a national ass-et

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    John W. Vinson GC INSIDER 11 days ago

    What’s worse is that some of these religious groups have their own orchestras: sects and violins.

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    Number Three 11 days ago

    I worked out the punchline after reading the first panel.

    Go me.


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    SheRiF (PO'd) MunkYbluz 11 days ago

    Summovus MUnkYS preffer Swingin SectS… jus sayin

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    fivestring65 11 days ago
    Don’t forget the anal sects.
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    fivestring65 11 days ago
    Don’t forget the anal sects.
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    Diss-fohn-yah 11 days ago

    Catholicism… Protestantism… Great sects.

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    Loopy Frogger GC INSIDER 11 days ago

    You sects, I sects we all text for more sects….

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    Chakolate 11 days ago

    I read this comic in Spanish before I do so in English, because I’m trying to learn Spanish. Often the Spanish version makes no sense, until I get to the English one and find punishment. Today they didn’t even try to translate it – just ran an old comic instead.

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    Sisyphos 11 days ago

    I kinda feel sorry for Comic Strip Censor Guy, the way he gets picked on by Cartoon-Boy, used as a foil for Goat and Pig to show off their comedic acting skills. (They did handle the script well today, as the inevitable follow-on puns in the Comments show, except for that Featured Comment, where the Replies do not open….)

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    biltil 11 days ago

    Wondering if insects have sects where they insist on having incest

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    wiatr GC INSIDER 10 days ago

    Sects and rugs and Rock ’n Roll!

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    Swirls Before Pine 6 days ago

    The forum posters that decry Pearls’ pun strips are advocates of mirth-control.

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