Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 12, 2017

“Da red wunz fall faster!”

Full emersion baptism, and go whole hog.

what wine goes with that meat?

Wiley Bears are on another level of intelligence. A species destined to eat us up. They’d better hurry we are so over loaded with humans…

This is really what religion does for you. You pay them to tell you that you have sinned and should do what they tell you. Mostly what they tell you is to give them money. This is just a little faster, with less guilt and money

Aquatic Wileybears! Adaptable to all ecological niches adjacent to stupid, tasty humans.

Those bears would just eat up the GOPs like candy.

And next week the Wiley Bears go to the NRA and get there permits to buy guns and the NRA will give it to them.

Wiley and his bears again.

People want to believe. People need to believe. They want to congregate. They want to be a part of something greater. It is all very romantic.

Clever!

We had a full-immersion baptism in our pool and wound up with 14,000 gallons of holy water.

WILEY BEARS!!! YAY!!!

Brilliant ! Back of the net !!

Hallelujah, Wiley !

Un Bearable religion

Faith: the process by which somebody believes something for which there is absolutely no evidence (and frequently abundant evidence to the contrary)

IOW, the worst possible decision-making method EVER!

Wiley Bears, my favorite foil for humanity. Thanks again Wiley for creating them!

So now here’s the question - do these Wiley bears -—- in the water? We already know what they do in the woods…

Oh Brother Where art thou? But I love allison Krauss’ version best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4UJ5zBFqbI

What is it with him and his man-eating bears? Is it his way of mocking hunters? Does he actually think such creatures, if they existed, would spare him? Like most liberals, he considers himself superior to all other people who don’t share his views. He is not.

No Rimshot Double Deuce, he’s just making fun of you….

History shows again and again/how nature points out the folly of men.

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