Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 10, 2012

Works for me. When will the film be released?

A Goldie Oldie!

This movie looks a bit Grimm.

Goldilocks: Detroit

Orion(Go Lions! And Tigers! The Bears got what was coming to them. Go Goldilocks!)

If it’s in IMAX 3D, I’m there!

Presented by the NRA and the 2nd amendment foundation – or – was that the right to arm bears…

Danae and Kate’s older cousin? Is that where they learned it?

That just made me laugh. I’m not usre I want to see Goldilocks lll, though.

Somebodyshort – Try Bambi – Antlers of Death!

And she saved just the right rocking chair…But, and now, this is just between you and me, right? I hear she sometimes wears a little red hoodie and poaches wolves…You din’ hearit fro’ me….

Ironically, I hear more whining about PETA than I actually hear from PETA.

“This film…is ‘just right’.” – Roger Ebert

Yo Goldie. When you’re bare hunting, doesn’t the underbrush tickle your winkle?

Goldilocks vs RamboGoldilocks vs GonzillaGoldilocks vs Terminator

Now THAT’s funny! :-D

Since when did this strip join Lio and Buni in doing dark humor?

It seems that Rod was right. Blondes do have more fun.

Goldilocks-Locked and loaded.

This reminds me of Greaseman’s Blasterpiece Theater bit on Goldielocks and the Three Bears. Just replace the rifle with an AK-47, 7.62, 30 round banana magazine, flash suppressor, laser sight, 30 round banana magazine, folding paratrooper stock.

Oh PLEASE don’t give them any ideas!

For the real story behind this seehttp://howlandbolton.com/essays/read_more.php?sid=80

These are all prequels. We’ve already seen Goldilocks 3 – it was called “When Bears Attack” and played on Fox. Anyway, is that Momma Bear’s chair? Seems a bit bigger than “just right.”

This is N. S. ’s answer to The Lorax!!!!

you left out the love (lust) interest.

Try Rudolph in All the Reindeer USED to call me names.

That’s terrible! It must’ve cost her a fortune in taxidermy and tanning fees.

Oh my gawd (said as I got back up from the floor).

I’d like to see a remake of Bambi v Godzilla wherein Bambi kicks the $#!^ out of Godzilla. For some reason, it’s hard to remember that Bambi was a boy.

My laugh for the day. Thanks!

@INGSOCplease be careful. i don’t want to see the hammer fall on any more of my favorite commentors

Is this the episode after Goldilocks got out of jail on the Breaking and Entering charge?

Wiley Miller is also known for writing children books. Now I tell you, how that’s going to look, a disturbing picture of a classic children tale?

Remember what happen to Dysfunctional Family Circus?King Features Syndicate didn’t find it so hilarious and told them to stop or be sued!

.All quiet on set..Shoot.

Sponsored by Colt, H&K, and Beretta. Just think of the product tie-in possibilities.

At least the family (of bears) is still together.

SnowWhite and the 7.35 mm Mauser? “Glockerella”? “Sleeping Uzi”?@sturmmi14-But seriously: we dumb-ass city folk ’invented’predators, prey, and ALL the biological classifications…and studied and recorded their behaviors. It’s called “science”, and it didn’t originate in the country. Them ol’ boys at your EPA, agricultural extension, etc., are trained by city folks.

Peter Bergman died. Clowns are crying today….

She looks so happy, doesn’t she? :-D

Now, now. The PC-approved term is “love children”. And where all are armed, none are armed. This is why you never have massacres at sportsmen’s clubs- instead, you have them in schools and such. If you find this confusing, I am sure the donut shop scene from “Robocop” is on YouTube somewhere.

and this time, she is loaded for bear!

Goldilocks iii – The Revenge of the Bears

No, Sara Palin with a blonde wig…