Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 29, 2011

Where were we supposed to be heading?

2011 was not the best, and even stopping for directions wouldn’t have helped…

It’s not the outcome, it’s the belittling of the driver that makes it all worthwhile.

Did the two of them visit Virginia a few months ago, and did they cause that earthquake? If so, I guess their marriage isn’t too bad (wink wink nudge nudge).

There’s directions besides going forward in time? Who knew?

Sideways?

I’ve never gotten lost. I’ve always been able to find my way home.I may not have been able to find my planned destination, but that doesn’t mean that I was lost.

Of course the old years are married. That’s where the baby new years come from.

Where are we all going, again? And why are we in this handbasket?

… answer me this then… why is it, that when a man nags, it’s called ‘having to repeat himself’, and when a woman has to repeat herself, it’s called ‘nagging’?

… and should it not read “… we men aren’t lost… we just take the wrong way.”?

I recently was in a community that followed the old rabbit trails to lay out heir streets. Very difficult place to get around in. I used Google maps street view to familiarize myself with the intersections where I was supposed to turn. I had no problem after that.

Hey, I’m not married and I had a great year. Coincidence? I don’t think so….

The problem wasn’t in not stopping for directions, The problem was getting too #%#&* many directions from idiots who had no idea where to go in the first place.

Gee….lots of “helpful” people tell me where to go.

Go to July and hand a left. When you get to November, slow down cuz you’re almost there.

Haha, whenever I see the ‘old year’ represented by an old man and the ‘new year’ by a baby, I always think, dude that guy ages fast.