That’s why my pancakes came out gooey. I didn’t level the measuring cup, to make sure the water to instant mix ratio was correct. What a travesty. What a comedy of errors. What a way to start the day.
Wait, I have to level with you, weight is the way to go. Leave the cups to the amateurs. Unless you are talking about taking those ingredients down a notch, showin’ ‘em who’s boss. Then, by all means, continue with your humble pie.
coltish1. about 1 month ago
It’s a cross so many of us bear.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 month ago
That’s why my pancakes came out gooey. I didn’t level the measuring cup, to make sure the water to instant mix ratio was correct. What a travesty. What a comedy of errors. What a way to start the day.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
Banana Cream Splits…
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
Level slits is a cartwheel of entertainment.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
Lumpy and Wally.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
Pitching Mound is a lump in baseball Whose on the mound?
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
Oh. Well I blame my stumpy fingers on DNA.
6turtle9 about 1 month ago
Wait, I have to level with you, weight is the way to go. Leave the cups to the amateurs. Unless you are talking about taking those ingredients down a notch, showin’ ‘em who’s boss. Then, by all means, continue with your humble pie.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
Speed bumps.
charles9156 about 1 month ago
i sense a baking-style dissonance
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
Six pax abs.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
My pace maker flat lined.
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
Poor ‘Clabber Girl’! The Pillsbury Doughboy is considered far cuter.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
My catfish leveled the bank and spit the hook out of his mouth.
Mr. Catfish bumbled and was on the loose headed back to the muddy waters.
Had to use my cat like scenes and fences or no catfish nuggets for me tonight at supper.
Super Sue got it done!
willie_mctell about 1 month ago
When baking precise measurements matter. It’s just like chem lab in school.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 1 month ago
I’ve leveled accusations.
I’ve been leveled by a fullback (who was held back 2 grades).
Decades ago there was a playing field in Huntsville, Arkansas that was unlevel (punts would a go a long way downhill and not very far uphill)
But I’ve never unleveled any ingredients.
3hourtour Premium Member about 1 month ago
…you say unleveled…
…I say unleavened…
…though placebo ingredients are not always on the level…
…witches brew with eye of Newt…
…gym of jordan…
…Shomee your Johnson…
…a couple of pinches of Marjorie Taylor Greene boogers…
…mix in a Trump golden sneaker and say the magic words…
…infantroopen, susbesdig,resection, benefishers ..
… and you’ll get the best & lightest buttermilk pancakes in all of Froglandia…
…swear to dog…
…on the unleveled…
nancyb creator about 1 month ago
My cakes all fell.
Imagine about 1 month ago
Will someone be levelling some charges. Or will everything just remain out of kilter?
The Old Wolf about 1 month ago
Leveling is one thing, but if you don’t sift you are opening the gates of Hell for the demons of failure.
goboboyd about 1 month ago
How much? Some. Enough, but not too much. Mostly.
Linguist about 1 month ago
She must live in Great Britain. All that leveling up can be depressive!
Howard'sMyHero about 1 month ago
Sometimes just a smidgen will do …!
( or a dab will sometime do ya too, to, two )
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
Or unsettled contents during shipment….
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
Sofa bumps through the unsettling TV shows.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
Here comes old flat top, groovin’ up slowly.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
The Shadows in smoothies are housewives in Old market funnies.
davidob about 1 month ago
You make the grade by being on the level.
3hourtour Premium Member about 1 month ago
…as the third and middle child…
…unleveled ingredients are mostly what our heritage is anyway…
…the primeval juices …
….shaken not stirred…
…and only with the freshest yeast…
Cone of Silence about 1 month ago
There was a very odd sage from Quince Hill
who freely gave away his best counsel.
“Beware those who advise a level head,
‘squared away’ like a regular blockhead,
and singing without tickling their tonsils!"
— Excerpted from The Blight at the End of the Funnel by Paddy & Patty Cakes, Willy-Nilly Imprints Emporium
3hourtour Premium Member about 1 month ago
…Starbucks coffee says two tablespoons per 6 ounce serving…
…seems like quite a lot to me…
…I mean the stuff is already priced way too high…
…then you double the amount…
…and it still doesn’t taste strong enough…
…so I end up just pouring in a quarter of the bag…
…gone are the days of never warshing the pot…
…because the more seasoned the pot the better the taste…
…Folgers vs. Maxwell house…
…Mom made Chase and Sanborn so strong that you could stick a spoon in the middle of the cup…
…and it would stay there…
…and Yuban was the best…
100% arabica coffee…
…a unique aftertaste…
…it was delicious…
…that was until Folgers bought them out…
…and ruined it…
…the beginning of the end…
…an old lady spilling her coffee on her lap…
…getting third degree burns…
…was the end of great tasting coffee…
…if I could go back in time I would go back to 1977…
…go back to our just opened up McDonald’s…
…get a large cup of coffee with two creams…
…because…
…now..
…with all of the expensive ways to brew…
…and precisely measured amounts…
…perhaps…
…it is just my lost tastebuds…
…but, coffee is just another capitalistic product gone wrong…
…and we live in the nostalgia of brand memory and reflexes…
…because what we now get a product cut more cheap cocaine…and 10 oz. of coffee is now a pound. ..
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 1 month ago
A new FA is on its way…
The Tooninator creator about 1 month ago
Looking forward to it!
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 1 month ago
Egads. It’s not loading. WTH!!!