“Some girls call him poised and self-assured. But I found him shallow and buried underneath quite a facile specimen.
This is a momentous evasion.
The Pickles are a hunter / gatherer family unit. Opal still shops. But Earl’s hunting days are over. Now, the only thing he seems to look for is trouble.
As a child, a certain ex-president should have had that talk.
“But, Loretta … the Full Moon isn’t until next week!”
“My top student is Sexy Eddie, so-called. He puts the ‘stud’ in student!”
If looks could quill: Barbra drove the male porcupines wild during mating season.
That’s why they called him ‘Brat’.
Use it as a tax deduction.
The infamous Dr. Masoch recommended to patients distressed by extreme trauma that they take daily doses of his specially formulated Milk of Amnesia.
“Some girls call him poised and self-assured. But I found him shallow and buried underneath quite a facile specimen.